I'm:
Hot
Crabby
Moody
Fat
Bummed Out
Bad Mood
Pissy
Cranky
Undecided
Bored
Tired
Wanting a nap
Wanting it to rain to match my mood
Not hungry but wanting to eat
Annoyed
Anxious
Frustrated
Listless
Eye-brow raising "What-should-I-do?"
Angst-ridden
Pouty
On-the-verge-of-yelling-at-boys-in-the-basement
Needy
Sitting here not knowing what to say, but feeling like I should say something so there's something to read. Ya know?
Me neither.
How should I delicately answer this.....hmmmm
ReplyDeleteI'm:
Hot - just as Hot maybe hotter
Crabby - not there yet :)
Moody - not there yet...plz b nice
Fat - not with a ten foot pole
Bummed Out - could be worse
Bad Mood - OK mood
Pissy - don't yell at me :(
Cranky - stop it, ur scaring me
Undecided - I don't know
Bored - what to do.....
Tired - quite, I'm napping
Wanting a nap - I type in my sleep
Wanting it to rain to match my mood - or to get wet (in a good way)
Not hungry but wanting to eat - i love food
Annoyed - like scratching chalk
Anxious - I can't wait
Frustrated - I'm waiting
Listless - boy do we differ
Eye-brow raising "What-should-I-do?" - now if it rained...:)
Angst-ridden - yikes
Pouty - I'm in the corner
On-the-verge-of-yelling-at-boys-in-the-basement - I don't have a basement...but I do have boys.
Needy - where's the rain...
I hear what you're saying......
simply smile ;)
Me? I'm fine as frog hair, thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteOkay, my two men readers--you got me to smile so thanks! Frog hair--that's a good one, Dwight, thanks for stopping by...
ReplyDeleteOh, and I just had some Mouth Sex so I'm feeling better.
Wanna know what Mouth Sex is? Dove Dark Chocolate, you perves!
SMILE!
Three things....
ReplyDeleteOne -
I've never heard the expression "Mouth Sex" used in your context. I won't say anything else...I'm thinking it.
Two -
It takes more muscles to frown than smile
Three -
Marshmallows
All kidding aside.....
ReplyDeleteI love it when you blog....
regardless of the content
:)
keep me in a good mood!
MOUTH SEX! I was like, ohhh my ...
ReplyDeleteI could totally use some mouth sex of my own today! This weather SUCKS!
Hah, isn't that a funny phrase, and I seriously JUST made it up last night when I was making love to my Dove Dark Chocolate. I can't even say, "When I was eating it" because that just does not do it justice. It truly can be an out of body experience, rolling it around in your mouth, savoring the flavor.
ReplyDeleteMouth Sex. It even sounds fun to say aloud.
R--I am very curious to know what you do with marshmallows? !?!?!?
And Swish--you used the phrase Mouth Sex and SUCKS in the same paragraph!!!
Must be somethin in the air today, Yesterday I though it was EVERBODY ELES was crazy. Today I know it it's me. I'm starting to worry about my sanity..
ReplyDeleteelse oops
ReplyDeletemmmm dove dark chocolate. I can't be trusted with more than one piece.
ReplyDeleteand every time I see MOuth Sex, I think of the Ron White special where he talks about his wife giving him a "mouth hug"
yeah, i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that one. LOL
Hope it's starting to cool down over there. We just had a ton of storms as a result of the high heat and humidity.
I do think it's a PMS thing.
ReplyDeleteBut I did nap on the couch, and then cleaned my office, and feel SOOO much better having the space I spend most of my time cleaned and organized. It was a disaster.
Thanks for listening/sympathizing when I gripe. You guys are the best.
Call me weird, but I don't like chocolate. If I want mouth sex, I take marshmallows and mix them with Rice Crispies and butter. There is nothing better than a good crispy treat.
ReplyDeleteManic Mom, thanks for the nice comments on my blog. It's nice to know when someone who I am not related to reads it.
Hell, Wanting a nap/Wanting it to rain to match my mood/not hungry but wanting to eat describe me 100% of the time. I know from whence you are coming.
ReplyDeleteI love the quasi-haiku! Ditto, only add in pregnant!
ReplyDeleteHotwire--you suffer PMS 100% of the time...
ReplyDeleteand Allison--
YOU'RE PREGNANT!?!!?
There are times when I think having nothing to say is a grand design.
ReplyDeleteCheers
I'll ditto most of those.
ReplyDeleteThat pretty much sums up PMS for those who don't have a clue. Required reading for husbands-to-be perhaps?
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