I need a Manic Mommy tagline, you know, something clever, catchy, witty, snappy. And of course, I can't come up with one. Anyone got any ideas?
Manic Mommy -- she'll make you weep with laughter...
Manic Mommy -- You'll wish she was yours...
Manic Mommy -- Really Bad Commentaries...
I got nothing.
HELP!
Manic Mommy - be afraid, be very afraid
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Manic Mommy - literary kick-ass
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the original what I am is who I want to be
Manic Mommy--You'll laugh so hard you'll need a panty liner.
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy- Give blood or else.
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy- Just your regular mom-next-door, yeah right.
Manic Mommy- she'll nake you feel like you're off you meds.
ReplyDeleteEileen--IS THAT GOOD OR BAD!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteLOL! And I am TOTALLY ENGROSSED IN UNPDREDICTABLE!!!!
Oops, how about...
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy -- She'll eat the dirty truffles off the floor.
I like your current tag line!
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy - What I Am is Who You Wanna Be? Yeah, I'm not so good at this either...
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy... She Slices, She Dices.
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy... Less Filling, Tastes Great.
Manic Mommy... Now with less calories.
Manic Mommy... Good to the last drop.
Manic Mommy... Wife, Mother, Blogger.
Ha on the "Now with less calories."
ReplyDeleteMaybe Less Fat, More Funny. Bwhahahaha.
I don't need it for the blog, I'm looking for something short and sweet for like a biz card. Sorry I wasn't specific on it!
Manic Mommy - See, your life isn't as weird as you thought
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy - Forty Weeks and So Much More!
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy - Who Needs Jared, When You Have Me!
Manic Mommy - Stalker Friendly and One Hell of a Writer!
Manic Mommy - I'll Work for Cash, Check or Credit Card!
Okay, the last one might give off the wrong impression, but that is why I'm not in marketing. :)
My brain is burning. I can't come up with anything good. I'll think about it!
ReplyDelete(Manic Mommy: Touch my Tiara and die!)
(See, I told you!)
Manic Mommy-Don't panic, this is how it's supposed to look.
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy-Sweet & Sour Chicken for the soul.
Manic Mommy-Not your average fairy tale.
Manic Mommy-I can write it any way I want to.
Manic Mommy-Less Cinderella, More Joan Jett.
Manic Mommy-Scandal Of the Suburbs.
Too much? I can never tell.
bookoos of love and hope you find a great tag. You give so many people so much support and joy. I hope you know!
Also, where is the countdown to CERTAIN GIRLS???? R
Manic Mommy - You only think you're abnormal!
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy - Her writing will make you feel like you're the normal one.
Manic Mommy - A little quirky, a little odd, a lot of good
Manic Mommy- gateway to the authors
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy- tiara wearing blood sucker
Manic Mommy- the champagne and truffles of the blog world
I must stop this before I get really tired!
I really, really like "what I am is who I wanna be"! I think it is the best! Is that a quote from somewhere? I want to put it on a T-shirt and wear it all the time.
ReplyDeleteI guess you can change it to "Blood, Fret, and Beers," but it wouldn't be nearly as good.
Manic Mommy-She's got the write suff.
ReplyDeleteI am not good at those. but I do like good to the last drop and you'll laugh so hard you'll need a panty liner. hehe
ReplyDeleteSadly, I *am* in marketing and I can't come up with anything good.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I do now have "Just another Manic Mommy ohhhh ohh-whoa" going through my head now.
Manic Mommy -- freaking out so you don't have to
Manic Mommy -- now available decaffeinated
Manic Mommy -- shaken, not stirred
Manic Mommy -- quick, catch up!
Yep, definitely time for me to go to bed.
My favorite so far is "Touch my tiara and die."
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy - Big heart, lotta words.
I like the old one, actually. "Giver of Life, Writer of Words..." Okay, so I can't remember it all, but I did like it.
ReplyDeleteI also like Melissa's: "What I am is who YOU wanna be."
From my perspective, something like, "You WILL do as I say" is most appropriate. If you say bleed, I bleed. If you say click, I click. If you say, write a five-word contest entry, I write a five-word contest entry.
My husband wants your secret, by the way.
A frenzied, tiara wearing, blood giving, book writing, mother, wife & chic :0)
ReplyDeleteSorry... it's late and my brain needs to go to bed:0)
I'm with Melisa - What I am is who you want to be - that's pretty good for a calling card
ReplyDeletemanic mommy - the original blog writing, care giving, blood scrounging vampire everyone aims to be
ReplyDeleteHey Manic....
ReplyDeleteHow about -
Manic Mommy - Suck my Kiss
OK! I'm really, really, really, REALLY concerned that the last commenter (ANONYMOUS) may be MR. MANIC!?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteAnd that would freak me out more than having some anonymous freaky stalker boy suggesting SUCK MY KISS actually because that would mean Mr. Manic took the time to READ THIS BLOG!!! LOL!
So, who's the ANON poster????
These have been so much fun to read--there are so many fun great ones!
Kalynne--What secret is your husband talking about? This really is confusing to me!!!!
I was thinking last night of this tagline: Just Being Me. Cuz I think that's what I'm doing. Or is that one just a little bit too queer, in a non-Danny Noriega kinda way ... ISH!
Manic Mommy--Because I Said So. Don't Make Me Come Up There.
ReplyDeleteI could telly you my name, but I'm not in it for the glory. Cheers!
By the way, there are more than one ANON posters. OOOOOH, spooky ;-)
ReplyDeleteI like aahcoffee's & eileens!
ReplyDeleteI'm so not good at this sort of thing, sorry!
Maybe the Suck My Kiss person is Michael Johns! Hee! Or just a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan.
ReplyDeleteAs for the tagline...I got nothin'. I think I vote for "Touch my tiara and die."
manic mommy - there is a method to my manic
ReplyDeleteOooh, Method to my Manic is catchy!
ReplyDeleteI got nothing. I would have to know you first, but I do like there is a method to my manic. Very good!
ReplyDeleteGot my package yesterday! You said you mailed it Saturday, and I got it MONDAY! Is that not the MOST amazing thing????? I was like a little kid on Christmas. THANK YOU! But I do have one queston (not that I'm looking a gift horse in the mouth) but Unpreductable is signed "To Jess, Enjoy! Congrats on winning". Is there something you aren't telling me? Is is this really me? Did you change my name???
LOL THANKS!!!!!!
Manic Mommy - Name my tagline...
ReplyDeleteYou could totally have it like Murphy Brown's secretary. Put up a new one every week!
Yeah...I know...I got nothin'.
BINA---- I AM SOOOO PISSED! I screwed up. I just sent you and the other winner, Jess, an email.
ReplyDeletemanic mommy:whats in it for me?
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy -- shaken, not stirred
ReplyDelete....That was my fav.. that Michelle came up with..
It is I ..... the anon that posted Suck my Kiss. You know who I am. The past is such fun to explore.....isn't it?
ReplyDeleteSuck My Kiss--perhaps I have done to you and you have done to I exactly what you have suggested in another lifetime?
ReplyDeleteBut Red Hot Chili Peppers?!?!?!
"PC" comes to mind, not "AK."
Am I right, or am I right???
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ReplyDeleteI know this isnt the answer but I did just want to thank you for the t shirt don8 bl%d and gift card to the Outback that came today. Thanks so much. We will be donating asap. Thanks TONS for inspiring us all.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad everyone's getting their prizes in the mail!!!
ReplyDelete"There's a method to my Manic." LOVE THAT ONE.
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks to whoever liked my idea :)
ReplyDeleteBut I'm with many of the others who like the "method to manic" part... but being me, I'd tweak it a little:
Manic Mommy -- she's got a method to her manic
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Manic Mommy -- with a method to her manic
So explain the business card piece. I forgot to ask about that.
Oh, and I'll just say that -- Manic, you rock! :)
so glad you like mine and glad other folks like it as well. i checked your blog out today for the first time thanks to http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com/ - she rocks !!! i had asked everyone to give me their top go to blogs and she mentioned you. glad i find your blog.....
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy - lots of laughs at my expense
ReplyDeletehaha
what's up TWIN?!
How about
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy - I'm in my own little world and they love me here
Manic Mommy - bringer of wisdom, light, laughs and whatnot
Manic Mommy - blog diva, tiara queen
Just dropped by to say thank you so much for the gift card. The little mice on it were adorable, and you were really sweet to add in the thank you card. Now I have your signature (fanning myself here) to wave about when you become a rich and famous author. *sigh*
And yes, I'm going back to give blood - ug. More needles - oh joy! Only for you...
Just Because
The secret my husband wants is yours, in getting me to do as you say: click, bleed, write clever witticisms to strange authors. Not that these are the things he'd direct if he had your secret.
ReplyDeleteKalynne--hahah, yeah, if a guy could make us give our secrets away!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Jules--you are TOOOO sweet! But remember, you are not giving blood for ME! It's for those people whose lives you are saving!
Is it about that time for another needle? I want another picture! : )
I need to go to bed. This is insane.
Manic Mom...to medicate, or not to medicate...What was the question?
ReplyDeleteManic Mom...to medicate, or not to medicate...What was the question?
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy...I put the FUN in DysFUNctional
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy...Please steal my identity
Manic Mommy...Don’t make me release the flying monkeys
Manic Mommy...Today is not a dress rehearsal
Manic Mommy...Next mood swing 6 minutes
Manic Mommy...You had me at Merlot
Manic Mommy...Forgive me Father, for I have "zinned"
Manic Mommy...Heavily medicated for your protection
Manic Mommy...I’m not bossy. I just have better ideas
Manic Mommy...We’re not gossiping…we’re networking!
Like any of these? Heather
Heather, CLEARLY you have been DRINKING! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI like the YOU HAD ME AT MERLOT, except there is one problem, when I drink red wine, I tend to get a little... how shall we say this... well, I tend to get a little...
PREGNANT!
When I grow up I wanna be like ME!
ReplyDeleteI was reading through these to fast and thought I saw--
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy - I got nothing.
But I kinda like it, if not for you, then I plan on using it.
Manic Mommy ..... Because Manic is Complicated Enough
ReplyDeleteManic Mommy ..... Nobody Does it Better
Manic Mommy ..... Come See the Softer Side
Manic Mommy ..... Double the Pleasure, Double the Manic
Robin, you can have I GOT NOTHING, although seeing you say it, it kinda does look fun!
ReplyDeleteI was looking for these taglines for a fridge magnet or biz card.
I love 'em all, they're so fun, but I think I am maybe gonna go with There's a Method to her Manic. Sorry I didn't offer a CONTEST for this one.
BTW, I also LOVED Suck My Kiss.
Probably in more ways than one. winka winka yadda yadda screwin' witcha babe
Wait, I WON !!! Yea ME. Damn no contest prize. how about some linky love ??? that is good enough for me.
ReplyDeleteWOW! That was like SCARY QUICK AT HOW FAST YOU COMMENTED! lol!!!
ReplyDeleteI want to show you the magnet, heck, I'll maybe post it on the blog somehow. I am really sorry I didn't have a contest, but when I get the magnets made up, I'll mail you one. And yes, I will put a linky-love on the next post for you!!!! That was a cool tagline!
: )
Thanks!