Me, all nice and sweet as I go in to wake Diva this a.m. for school:
"Sweetie, it's time to get up."
"I don't want to go to school."
"You have to."
"No. I don't want to go to school ever again."
"Listen. And this is the truth. If you don't go to school, policemen will come to the house and take me to jail."
A thoughtful pause from Diva, and then: "They can take Daddy!"
Thats cute,,,,,You cant fake spoiled daughters
ReplyDeleteMilk. All over my keyboard, that's what you did.
ReplyDeleteBut you didn't answer the important question--did you send her to school, or Daddy be requiring spousal visits?
So funny!
ReplyDeleteFunny post, but why, oh why, do us dads get no respect???? This is what I had to put up with last week:
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LOL, that was sweet. Kind of.
ReplyDeleteI guess she know's which side her bread is buttered on:-)
ReplyDeleteWOD--Are you saying MY Diva is spoiled? Right on!
ReplyDeleteGoldmoon--Daddy hasn't heard it yet-he doesn't read my blog.
KJ--hope you got that milk cleaned up. Keyboards are a bitch to clean.
Steve--your post was hilarious about being 'needed' in the household.
Heather--Yeah, Take Daddy, but leave his wallet! LOL
Tommy--Diva doesn't eat butter!
Awww--a mama's girl!
ReplyDeleteIf given the choice (and the ability to speak) I believe my daughter would choose her dad to stay and me to go to prison. That girl loves her father.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds too familiar!!
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