I went shopping today for a bathing suit. There was barely anything left already and what I tried on was...well, scary. Left with nothing because I didn't want to spend $80 on a suit that was riding up my butt crack before I was even wet or carrying one of my kids kicking and screaming from the pool!
Been there, done that. Try writing about those times the "blog-muse" is absent and you feel the pressure to produce for your "audience." Then give your head a shake and say why the hell am I adding to the pressures in my life with my blog?? Good luck.
ALicia--I wasted oxygen today too, but at least it kept me alive.
Oh, the spring break stories I have!
Colorado--yeah, but you're a skinny thing, so the suit riding up the butt crack would probably be OK for you.
Jenster--you're talking too smart for me. Can't we just discuss pink books vs. non-pink books! LOL.
Monkey--my 9-year-old is currently sharing a joke about a little boy who dies named "buttitches." At his funeral, his mother is sobbing at the casket, "Oh my poor little buttitches!"
Everyone yells: GO SCRATCH IT!
Dumbest joke EVER but I crack up when Ajers tells it!
Beth, you said it. Time to bore the 'audience!'
Andie--I think some Genesis and Peter Gabriel come to mind!
Mamanosbest--who's Elizabeth Edwards? Clearly you haven't read much of Manic Mom to know she is acutely anti-politics cuz she don't know squat about the subject! hell, her kids know more presidents' names than she does!
I wasted a bunch of oxygen today.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's spring break.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you write a crazy spring break story. Everyone's got one.
I went shopping today for a bathing suit. There was barely anything left already and what I tried on was...well, scary. Left with nothing because I didn't want to spend $80 on a suit that was riding up my butt crack before I was even wet or carrying one of my kids kicking and screaming from the pool!
ReplyDeleteAny news on your book???
Hm... Let's see... A topic for discussion...
ReplyDeleteHow about the moral, social and national security implications of romance novels in the military?
Just a thought.
My butt itches.
ReplyDeleteJenster's idea made me chuckle out loud. Out loud I tell you!
My human is heading into a manic phase and it's so much fun. I love Spring.
Been there, done that. Try writing about those times the "blog-muse" is absent and you feel the pressure to produce for your "audience."
ReplyDeleteThen give your head a shake and say why the hell am I adding to the pressures in my life with my blog??
Good luck.
hey, I posted a neat tag in my blog. List your top 10 albums. That's always fun!
ReplyDeleteHow about whether Elizabeth Edwards should go onto the campaign trail and what that means for her 6 and 8 year old from the Manic Mom point of view?
ReplyDeleteALicia--I wasted oxygen today too, but at least it kept me alive.
ReplyDeleteOh, the spring break stories I have!
Colorado--yeah, but you're a skinny thing, so the suit riding up the butt crack would probably be OK for you.
Jenster--you're talking too smart for me. Can't we just discuss pink books vs. non-pink books! LOL.
Monkey--my 9-year-old is currently sharing a joke about a little boy who dies named "buttitches." At his funeral, his mother is sobbing at the casket, "Oh my poor little buttitches!"
Everyone yells: GO SCRATCH IT!
Dumbest joke EVER but I crack up when Ajers tells it!
Beth, you said it. Time to bore the 'audience!'
Andie--I think some Genesis and Peter Gabriel come to mind!
Mamanosbest--who's Elizabeth Edwards? Clearly you haven't read much of Manic Mom to know she is acutely anti-politics cuz she don't know squat about the subject! hell, her kids know more presidents' names than she does!
I got nothing, too. Clearly we need to have a wild and crazy weekend soon!
ReplyDeleteI totally love that joke. Oh my. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteHow about two truths and a lie? And a spring break story would be awesome, though I don't have one.
ReplyDeleteHow about two truths and a lie? And a spring break story would be awesome, though I don't have one.
ReplyDeleteOooohhhh!! I know!!!!
ReplyDeleteWait....
Nah...
I got nothing.
How about evolution? So far, it's filled quite a bit space on our blog...
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