I just made up this joke and I expect that it's going to go viral and will get me the 15-minutes of fame I so very much deserve. Feel free to share it with the world, but please credit it to me:
Why would anyone want to marry the UPS guy?
Rumor has it he's got a huge PACKAGE!
I have so much free time it's just deliciously inexcusable!
Niiiiiiiiiice!! I want his package ;)
ReplyDelete~Working Mommy
That's just too funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little envious of your free time. Sorry, babe. Loving your new stand-up gig, though.
ReplyDeletexo
Oh, you didn't hear my latest: How does Tiger find the time for all this cheating?
ReplyDeleteWell, he's used to "putting" it into at least 36 holes every weekend, so what's a couple more?