Okay, I never, ever talk about my personal life on this blog (ha, yeah right), but I am going to now. So, if you're a relative and don't want to know these things, click on something else pronto:
"Nothing like a case of morning breath to stop an orgasm in its tracks. His, not mine."
That's all I'm saying for now. COme up with your own conculisions, and yes, I had a couple cocktails.