Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Husband Said

"I don't want to jinx it but I've lost about six pounds."

Wife glares at him, wanting to kick his ass once again.

Story of my life here folks.

7 comments:

Caryn said...

Tell him to weigh himself at the end of the day. He may have gained it all back by then. I've been known to lose six pounds overnight and then gain it all back again by that evening. So depressing.

Kelly said...

That is like when my husband says... "I worked out today". And I want to smack him cuz I know he is going to follow that up with the "What did you do" look.

her master said...

Hey, you're supposed to support each other on that :) I am totally *not* into keeping up with the joneses, but the gf and I motivate each other when we say things like, "I went for a run this morning." Or, "I just worked out." Hot bods are sexy, don'cha know :)

Ramblin Rose said...

How about you tell him you know how to loose (his weight).. ie 135 pounds real fast.. he'll say how.. tell him to leave ...

LOL

Love your blog let us know if you get your book out It would be a great read I reckon!!

monique said...

Hey, my husband is on the other side of the world, in a war zone, and I STILL want to kick his ass just thinking about some of the shit he's pulled :) It's inevitable - men will always piss us off ;)

Manic Mom said...

You know, I had to tell him this a.m. that his gut does look thinner!

Ramblin--Yeah, I could tell him that, but what about the other 40 pounds! LOL, but serious!

Monique--Your husband is officially exempt from any ass-kicking (at least from me!) Hope he continues to be safe. And tell him thanks for doing what he's doing!

The Dummy said...

A thorough but-kicking should just about make you two even. :)