I'm bored.
Do me a favor and tell me something random about something random you did today or will do today.
Me random:
Today, I got the sudden urge to clean out all the crap in the cabinets under the sink in the bathroom. I had 11 deodorants in there, but I threw out three of them because they were almost empty. There are 27 bars of soap, six razors, four separate containers of eye-makeup remover pads. I do not wear eye-makeup daily. I also tossed the "Good Head" mint flavored blowjob product I bought when I had my sex party and some other flavored sex goop because I think after four or five years of non-use, it's probably a good idea to get rid of that stuff.
Your turn, and make it good cuz I'm bored, and you must be too, if you're here. Thanks!
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33 comments:
YOU ... BORED. Are you freaking kidding me.
Okay wanna know something that happened today.
1. Got my period ... no tampons
2. Baby pooped ... no diapers
3. Had to go to the store for the above ... poopy diaper and all, yeh that was fun.
4. Had a disagreement with 12 year old over whether getting a BB gun was appropriate just b/c your best mate has one.
5. Got to hang with the monkeys at the zoo.
6. Right now twin 2 is hurling blue & red jello at me while I'm typing b/c I refuse to get him out of the highchair until twin 1 is finished.
Good times around here. Good times.
Wow! You certainly did run upstairs and check on a "few" things. And I'm so glad I didn't give the "kiss of death" breath to your post!
And now, when people read this they are going to think I'm some kind of nut or something..... which is probably true, but I hide it well..... ahem......
So the random thing(s) that happened.
I unpacked three suitcases, was attacked by the vicious laundry within, and as i was hurridly retreating I tripped over a pile of suitcases that some stupid soul ( but I'm sure it wasn't me) left by the door, folded 400 mountains of clothes and towels and bed sheets, picked the cucumbers, which had tuned into maniacal giants over the three weeks that we were away and blogged (nearly all day, according to my kids)....... because I have all this free time (according to my husband). :)
OK, good! This one made me laugh already!!! Tampons and diapers--great combo!
NO BB GUNS!!!!!
Thanks for sharing Tonya!
Oh, and i just noticed that the word verification is now.......
are you ready?
boaarf
Take out the o and what do you get?!!!
Oops, Jules, and I commented while yours was coming through! LOL! And of course no one knows what you're talking about! LOL!
Don't the husbands always think we lollygag all day long. If only they knew...
humm
i ate at panera today and went online with my mac, it was great.
I LOVE PANERA FEENER!!! What did you have there?
Ummm, I discovered that my new boss truly is an a...... and I'm closer to quitting my job right now to stay home than I've EVER been (which includes the day 2+ years ago when I submitted my resignation letter in my first attempt to stay home with the wee ones).
I woke up, and didn't go to work. Spent 30 minutes trying to cancel a meeting because I couldn't figure out how to spell the person's last name. Called several co-workers, but apparently everyone has the day off.
I wrestled my bike into my car, so I could ride home from the mechanic shop, but it took me longer to get my bike in and out of the car than it did for me to walk the 1/2 mile.
Other than that, I've just been playing Wii and watching Lost. Nothing to exciting.
I cleaned off the top of my microwave, where I found the very first 6 week ultrasound of my 16 month old, and threw away 5 of the 12 plastic medicine syringes and a bunch of Christmas cards from people I haven't talked to in two years. Really, really exciting stuff.
I love Panera too! I usually get the Bacon Turkey Bravo with no bacon and some cream of chicken wild rice soup. I crave that soup something fierce in the winter.
I got yelled at to take the pool out of my garage because other people can't think outside the box like I do! It has been draining since 1 and is still draining! So I'm killing the environment and will have to buy more going green stuff to make up for the 1700 gallons of chlorinated water running down my street right now. And then if I move the pool out back in the sun then I'll have to use another 1700 gallons to fill it back up. How wasteful! People should be more creative....like me!
Check out my blog Steph you'll be proud of my Fourth of July donations!
Manic, I LOVE cleaning out the cabinets under the sink! You get to feel so productive with so little effort. I could have used some productivity today...here's what I did:
Took twins to first ever dental appointment. Was told they EACH have a cavity. Felt like a loser mom even for assuming that electric spinning toothbrushes, kid flavored toothpaste, fluoride drops and anti cavity rinse could replace actually brushing your 4 year-olds teeth for them.
Then we went and got milkshakes because it's 110 degrees (for real) and were couch potatoes the rest of the day. At least I brushed their teeth after the milkshakes. Ha!
I'm much less exciting than most of you. Last night I unpacked my suitcase from vacation (oh, the memories), to repack for work. Went to bed at 8:30, fell asleep at 10, and was up at 3:00am to go to the airport, where I flew to another airport (I sure do miss DIRECT flights!) where I'm sitting in the concourse waiting to fly to another airport so I can, after being up for 9 hours already, facilitate a 4-hour training session!
I see this was posted yesterday. hmmm... what did I do yesterday? A load of laundry, pumped some breast milk for cereal and for storage, read some of Driving Sideways, cooked dinner, blogged, entertained a 4 1/2 month old, fed same child numerous times, called my sister, restocked the diaper bag, yep, that's about it.
Hmmm, yesterday all I did was read, watch t.v , read, play EQ2 on computer, watch more tv, washed dishes, talked to mom on phone, read some more, watched more tv, mae a light dinner.
In between that I fed the dogs and couldn't stop running to the restroom because the monthly monster showed up the night before and made me like crap all day monday:)
I love Panera too! I get a half chiken sandwich on their country bread and a cup of the broccoli cheese soup.Remember , everything is better with cheese! - food wise that is...
hehe just got thru reading my comment and thats supposed to read made me FEEL like crap all day, lol!
My BGF is here from FL for a few days! We've been chatting non-stop, hitting Starbucks, and later, I'm gonna give her some highlights.
Blowjob product huh? I can see some flavored goop to put on it ... but one thing I will never understand are those flavored condoms. Seriously....I mean, they've gotta be like gum and run out of flavor. And no one likes the taste of a balloon.
Yesterday I went shopping! I got:
1. dress for work (very early-60's flight attendant)
2. cream flats
3. hot pink t-shirt
4. black kitten-heel slides
5. short blue seersucker shorts
6. long black shorts
7. French press coffee maker
8. cotton nightgown
9. shaker for powdered sugar with cap
I hadn't been clothes shopping since after Christmas. Oh, and grilled steak, corn, roasted potatoes and sparkling shiraz for dinner. Great way to start my summer vacation!
And today I spent an hour an a half scrubbing the grout on the walls and floor of my bathroom. White grout is my nemesis. I won this time, though. And now I get to go to the dentist so they can chastise me for all my rotten teeth.
Well since it was yesterday I'll post what I did yesterday! Let's see! I ate cereal, then watched bob the builder, then layed around and watched a movie. My afternoon consisted of going grocery shopping. My evening consisted of making dinner then eating ice cream and watching Deadwood. Then I went to sleep. How exciting! Or not.
Last night I made Sangria and drank too much of it. Then I decided I should move on to rum and coke. Then I passed out and now I feel like crap.
I never do stuff like that.
blow job lotion??! sweet lord.
March--
"That's what he said!"
hahahahah
Hmm, I've got nothing...I must be bored, too!
Yesterday... hmm... I got to talk on the phone with Terrence Howard for about 10 minutes for an interview. That was last-minute and very cool. He said my name a few times, which made me swoon a little. Other than that, though, I just wrote and wrote. And showered too late in the day.
I got so wasted at a work going away party last night that I had to call in sick today. And I may have gotten into a huge fight with a co-worker, but I can't remember the end of the evening.
I'm "a little bit confused". I had a knee operation on July 1st and no mention of me and my pain!!! I think my feelings are hurt! NOT!!! I really don't care.
Anon-MOM!!!! See latest post and you'll feel the love.
Husband went fishing with his dad, loser brother and annoying nephew. I decided that we here at home would have some fun, and I took my two older girls tubing on the river Monday. It was a blast! I bought a disposable water-proof camera to take some pics, and they actually came out quite nice. I'm hoping to post some tomorrow. That was a definite boredom buster.
I think I just threw out that mint flavored blow job toothpaste when I moved. Poor hubby, he'll have to settle for Colgate. But, his birthday isn't until August. Is that tmi?
I had to think back to what I did on July 7...I hiked in the mountains. It was a week of "It's My Day" w/o the t-shirt LOL
My middle boy had head lice! Woohoo that will liven up your day!
Then - lost internet service
and- laptop died.
Want to switch lives?
frick.
I have nothing great.
squatted in a nasty a** McD's bathroom while my toddler who is mired in potty training pooped.
as she did she announced what kind they were.
"its a BABY POOP" (tiny plop)
"oooh it's a mama poop!!!!" (big loud plop. big loud laughter from next stall)
good times.
MizFit
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