Look at it. It's weird, isn't it? And what the HELL is it?
I mean, I get the lantern part, but really, who's jack, and is it an Irish sort of pumpkin, with that little 'o thrown in their for good measure?
I guess I could Google it or look it up somehow, but I'd rather you guys tell me about it.
What's the strangest, stupidest, corniest word you know?
And speaking of corny, why the hell is there candy corn? Why is it specific to Halloween? It's not a vegetable. Corn is not orange? I prefer the ones with the brown tips more than the white ones, don't you? Although I'd never buy the stuff purely for the heck of it.