Too Funny!

Got this email from my mom today, referring to her inability to find the new blog:

So you locked me out totally! Don't feel too good about that!

I called her right away. "Why do you think I locked you out completely?" I asked.

"Because I went to your webpage and it says 'MANIC MOM'S MENTAL MYRIADS IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION'!" She exclaimed.

Apparently Mom had no idea what my URL was in the first place--she would just go to my home web site and click the link to MMMM.

"Mom, this is exactly what you wanted me to do! Now Manic Mom can no longer be connected with [insertrealnamehere, but for those of you who know it, please, no mentions in the comment section]"

But really, and I don't mean this as a negative to my mother, because I love her dearly, but if any idiot wanted to try hard enough, they could find me still.

I just hope there are not too many idiots out there!

In other Mom News, previous to receiving her "You locked me out" email, she called me and said, "I know you never watch the news, so you probably don't know about the teenager in Pennsylvania..."

I stopped her mid-sentence: "You mean the kid who murdered his girlfriend's parents and then the girlfriend and the kid just crashed in Indiana? Those guys?"

I totally stumped her.

"How did you know about that?" Mom asked.

"Mom, you yourself know I am on the computer a million hours a day. The Internet has news on it."

Anyway, she continued, "Well, you know, those two kids, the one who murdered the girl's parents? ...

THEY WERE BLOGGERS!"