Blogging Live American Idol!!!

He's Hot, He's Hot, He's Hot! And he's safe!

If it's ALLLLLLLLLLLL wrong, I don't want it to be right!

Could he USE me for a while?

UH HUH!!!!!!!!!!!



So, the show JUST started and they bring out Michael FIRST. Mr. Manic is saying, "We have to get rid of him so I can have Mommy back."

But he is SAFE!

Now AJers just came downstairs and asked, "Who's still on American Idol?"

Mr. Manic says, "David Archuletta, Carly, and Mom's boyfriend."

See! Even my HUSBAND knows he's MY BOYFRIEND!!!!

I just said, "OMG, if he was right here, I do not know if I would be able to hold back. I might just have to kiss him."

Mr. Manic said, "I would let you kiss him on the cheek."

"I would not be able to stop there."

The kids were all like EWWWW.

OK, so now I'm totally bored with the show cuz some country dudes are singing and that's all for my guy. THIS SUCKS! BORING SHOW! But you know, Simon is kinda cute in a dirty boy kind of way, and Swishy and I have discussed the Simon Sandwich if you get what I mean? Uh huh. Yes we did.

Besides, I would not be able to share my Michael sandwhich.

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More:

Tukey just came in--

Tukey: Mom, if you could ask an idol a question, but you could not choose Michael Johns, who would you choose to ask a question to?

Me: David Cook.

Tukey: I knew it!

Me: And I would ask him ABOUT MICHAEL JOHNS!

OK--David Cook's up next: SOFA SAFETY! And high blood pressure. The stress of it all. I can understand.

Ramiele--STOOL. She deserves it. Weak performer. She's like a puppy dog that deserves to be kicked, and NO puppy dog deserves to be kicked. THAT'S how badly she deserves to be kicked.

Christy Lee Cook--Stool, but I loved her makeup last night. I'm voting Ramiele the weakest link to date.

OK! Commercial update! I don't know exactly what Simon said to Carly about her clothes last night, but that apology and the way he winks every now and then... I think he might want her OUT OF HER CLOTHES! He said she was very CUTE! Simon's got a cru-uuusssh! Simon's got a cru-ussssh!!

And yeah, the clip of Phil Stacey from last season. Well, I TOUCHED him at the American Idol tour last year. TOUCHED HIM! He gained some weight since the tour, didn't he? But he's still cute. Nice facial hair. I like a little facial hair. And David Cook's new facial hair--definitely a plus. He looks rock-star hot.

Ramiele is out. My prediction. It is 8:37 p.m. and that is my prediction. Watch. Well, I don't know. Depends on how many friends she has voting. Could be Kristy Lee.

(Maybe this would have been more fun had I announced I was gonna do a Live American Idol blog post? Then we could all be commenting TOGETHER rather than me sitting her live blogging with no one reading!)

Ooh! It's back on, but I bet Dolly-Fake-Tits-and-Everything-Else is probably singing next...

Nope we're just talking Idol Gives Back, and Mr. Manic is telling the kids, "Now you know how good you kids got it. How would you like THAT to be your life?!" Free lessons courtesy of Ryan Seacrest. Thank you Ryan. How much of your millions do YOU donate Big Time TV star man?

Now here comes Dolly Parton. I'm at least going to go peek at her outfit...OK, so she's singing about 'something lifting her up' and I go, "Something's lifting her up allright" and AJer's starts cracking up. And then the song talks about gravity... helloooo, it ain't gravity keeping those triple-quadruple boobs in place. And is she actually singing about Jesus? Is she THANKING Him for her BOOBS?

WHERE IS MY MICHAEL JOHNS!?!?!?!

Mr. Manic just adlibbed this from Dolly as she was speaking to Ryan: "Just don't touch my hair, face, microphone or breasts cuz it could all fall off at a minute's notice."

When I started cracking up at that, he asked, "Are you gonna go blog that?"

He so gets me.

Back in a moment to see who the latest American Idol Outcast is.

RAMIELE

OK, I almost feel sorry for her. And for the things I said.

Almost.

Like how I feel sorry for ice skaters when they're doing their triple-axles or their triple-sauckows and they stumble and almost fall but then they pull themselves together but not before they look like a bumbling fool and you're watching and you automatically shield your eyes cuz you're embarrassed for them for making a mistake. Well, that's kinda how I feel for her.

But hey, she gets to go on tour.

WITH MICHAEL! The lucky little girl!

Here's my prediction for the last four standing:

David Cook
David Archuletta
Carly
My boyfriend

Take that one to Vegas and bet on it baby!

This has been a live American Idol blog post brought to you by Manic Mommy.

Peace UP!