Wednesday, June 08, 2011

GOT MILF by Sarah Maizes

Congratulations Melissa A (mbamster0720)
You are the MILFy Winner!
Email me at stephanieelliot@gmail.com to claim your book!







Here’s a fun book for you MILFs out there. It’s called:

We already know I’m on my second minivan (cuz I already rocked my first one into the junk yard – hahah I kill me!), so I’m part-way there to Milf Status, right?

I’d venture to say this is a book for Moms but it would also make a fun gift for any of you out there to give to a mom friend, your sister, your aunt, your own mother or any woman you think has Milf status!

It’s all about being a confident Milf, one who laughs a lot, kisses her man in public, hugs her kids in public till they cry out in embarrassment. A Milf is a woman who doesn’t let petty issues bum her out. She’s a modern woman, a confident girl, who’s hot and knows where it’s at! If you’re that person, or if you want tips on how to let your inner Milf find her way out, this is a great little book that will help you shine through!

Here’s a hilarious video starring the author, Sarah Maizes, who will better explain what it means if you’ve “Got Milf!”

If you’d like a shot at winning a copy, leave a comment on where you first heard the word Milf, if you are a Milf already, if you even know what the word means, if you aspire to be a Milf, if you would, or how you would feel if someone called you one while you were walking down the street. For me, I first heard of a Milf during the movie, American Pie. I wouldn’t consider myself a Milf all of the time, only when I get dressed up, but if a young dude called me that, I would be very flattered.

OR, if you don’t want to answer any of these questions, just say “GOT MILK” instead and I’ll still ENTER you into the drawing at the end of the month for the grand prize of mystery books and other stuff I plan to toss into the mystery box! : )

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95 comments:

Margie said...

This looks like a fun book for new moms. I have someone in mind, should I be lucky enough to win!
MargieT

Dani In Chicago said...

GOT MILF!

I'm not a MILF yet, but someday I will be!

I first heard the word in American Pie, too.

Dani Patarazzi

Lizett34 said...

I also first heard the word MILF in American Pie.

Tina B. said...

I am totally a MILF....and I rock the Honda Odyssey minivan!! I think I first heard MILF on American Pie too!

Patricia said...

I'm rocking my 4th MiniVan, this time I got vanity plates, LOL! That alone makes me a milf, LOL! Looks like a great book!

Neckmeat said...

First heard MILF on American Pie also! :) Cracked me up! It's sooo true though! And although I don't hook up with girls I do still point out a good MILF when I see one. :)

MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

Tina I have the Honda Odyssey too! Just got a 2011 in Oct. but it's already beat to shit! hahah. My first was Ford Windstar. OK, does chatting about our minvans make us more MILFy or less MILFy? hahah

Melissa said...

I don't remember where I heard the term MILF but I, too, would be flattered to be called one. Although it does sound a little creepy to want a younger man to call you that doesn't it???
-tmd636

Anonymous said...

Melissa, I'll take anyone calling me a MILF any day! -- MaNiC

Carly said...

I first heard MILF on American Pie. I am not a mommy but aspire to be one.
Honestly, the idea of being a MILF kinda creeps me out. Maybe it's the use of the F word?

Carly Haynes

Melissa said...

I first heard MILF while watching American Pie. I don't consider myself a MILF, but I wouldn't mind if someone called me one. :-)

Melissa Rem

BRN2SHOP9 said...

I think I first heard the term milf on American Pie. It clearly had a big impact on everyone since so many people posted the same thing. lol

Bridget said...

I never heard of this expression.
BridgetT

Margaret said...

I've got the rest of the requirements to be a MILF just not mini van...that is yet. That's the next big purchase. I can't believe I'm going to drive one soon...what happened to my vision of looking adorable in a covertible!?!

Thanks for the giveaway!

Margaret(singitm)
singitm@hotmail.com

LizzybethDJ said...

I first heard "MILF" in American Pie.

Megan said...

who wouldn't want to be a milf?! I'm not one yet, but I've been mistaken for one when I was a nanny in Maine. I was shocked at the time since I was 17...

Hally said...

Thanks for the books Manic!

Does getting myself to the Y 5days/week in order to sweat off the chocolate & obtain MILF status count? (keep in mind I am 30ish pounds away from that!)

Got Milf?!

Brantly's Mom said...

“GOT MILK”

Funny thing with this; I just looked at my WORD VERIFICATION and the first part of it was "moo" haha, that's funny. Anyways!

I have mixed feelings about MILF, I heard of it before American Pie and I am in a younger generation of not so bright boys, who associate MILF with pornstars.

DaphneSFL said...

I think I first heard it on a reality tv show. True confession: I think American Pie is stupid and didn't enjoy it at all. Let the flaming begin :)

kathygold9778 said...

I, too, first heard MILF in American Pie. I am almost positive that I am not a MILF but wouldn't mind being called one. I may just cry w/ joy if someone called me a MILF....hmmm...maybe I really need this book! LOL!

Thanks for the great give-a-ways!

Kathygold9778

Krystal said...

I also learned of MILF from American Pie! I'm not confident enough to call myself a MILF, but my husband does... counts for something, right!?! :) If someone called me a MILF, I would be very flattered! :)
kndyer

Jenn3128 said...

Have any of us heard MILF before American Pie? It's so ingrained in my brain now I'm not sure I did.

I'd like to think I'm a MILF, I don't rock the minivan though, still won't let go of my zippy little pontiac!

Funny story, I was with my mom in Vegas and these guys bought us a round of drinks and one of the guys let my mom know she was a MILF (she didn't know) and I had to explain it to her. I only hope to look as good as she does when I'm older!

Erin T. said...

I also heard the word the first time on American Pie. I wouldn't consider myself a MILF at all; mainly because I never dress up unless absolutely necessary. I wear jeans, t-shirts, and flip flops to work for cripes sake! If someone called me a MILF I'd like to think that I'd be flattered, but I think I honestly would want to punch them in the face because I don't know anyone other than a teen who would use that.

Books & Reviews said...

I do not remember where I heard the term milf ... I am not a mom but i know a few women who would be considered one.

Nanette said...

I'm not even CLOSE to being a MILF. I can't remember when I first heard of that...but it wouldn't hurt my feelings to know some young thing thought of me that way!! LOL!! Maybe this book will inspire me to reach my inner MILF someday. Nan P.S. I don't own a minivan but mabye I can rock out my Subaru Forrester?!?

Beverly Victoria said...

Haven't heard of MILF until I saw this book. Been through one minivan, and am back to a station wagon type vehicle.

BrendaL71 said...

Got MILF. Yes, I think I'm a MILF and really American Pie is the only place I have heard this term used.

Tiffany said...

Halarious video! As soon as I had my second child and started babysitting my nephew full time I realized the full impact of the term MILF. Someone always needing something... never a quiet moment to thing... never a private moment, not even to use the bathroom... As wonderful as it is... its also insane! haha..
schlarmette[at]gmail[dot]com

Lynn said...

I absolutely heard it for the first time on American Pie too!

No kids yet, but I'd definitely aspire to be a MILF!!! ;)

Krista said...

I have a friend who LOVES using the word MILF. I have to admit, after hearing it a dozen or so times, I had to ask him what it meant. He told me, then he said I was one too [flattered]! It's the little things...Krista7B

Emily said...

GOT MILK!

val said...

GOT MILK? GOT MILF? i have to enter this way as i really don't know where i first heard that term... or the other ones. lol.

Anonymous said...

GOT MILK!

Colbey J

Dawn said...

Something tells me I had to google it to figure it out, then had a good laugh with my best friend afterwards. Hmm, think I was more of a MILF when I worked and made myself up everyday, but no, don't overall think I am one. Would I mind being called it, absolutely not.

Mary in NJ said...

Don't think I realized MILF was from American Pie but I was just called a MILF for the first time! The book sounds great - but not rocking a minivan - an SUV yes!

Lindsay Elizabeth said...

I too definitely heard it first in American Pie!

Anonymous said...

GOT MILK?

Donna W.

EBrowning said...

Got Milk!

Philadelphia said...

1.) where you first heard the word Milf: On the movie American Pie when I was in high school

2.)if you are a Milf already: Not yet!

3.)if you even know what the word means: Yes I do

4.)if you aspire to be a Milf: Someday hopefully!

5.)if you would, or how you would feel if someone called you one while you were walking down the street: pretty good I guess (as long as I am a mother....

Logan Collins said...

Not sure where I first heard it but on my new favorite show Weeds they have weed named MILF. Hope I will be one day!

Tanya Quilts in CO said...

I heard the term MILF about 8 years ago when one of my 6th grade students thought it was an appropriate search for the school's computer lab...He didn't even get suspended! It was treated as boys will be boys when his parents showed up at school with their attorney...

Heidiopia said...

Ok, where to begin?! The video is priceless!
Anyway, enough about her... ;-). I first heard the term MILF when I married my husband 5 years ago (Friday!) and his teenage sons' friends were discussing moi. At first i was indignant. What did I know?
Now I embrace it! When one of my little students this year called me "Mrs Milfon" instead of Mrs. Milton, I 'bought fell out and almsot wet my pants! Now my stepsons' friends all call me Mrs. Milfon... and i take that as a compliment.
So there. ;-)

Kimmi said...

I first heard the term on a radio show - years ago. I don't have children of my own, but one of my step-son's friends said I was "hot", so maybe I'm a step-MILF?

equinn726 said...

First heard the phrase from the movie "American Pie" - I'm not a MILF yet, but hope to be someday within the next 2 years...

lu said...

I first heard it on American Pie, of course. I'm not a milf since i dont have kids yet, but someday I would be flattered to be called that.

LeslieB83 said...

I would love to be called a MILF, and I hope to be one some day!

michelle m said...

I was at a high school event, some kids were using the term, (not about me)

Karen said...

Not sure what it is...but I have a sense that I'm so not it. But that's okay...:) Did own a minivan and was probably closer to what I think a MILF is back then. :) ktmixon315

Kristi said...

I don't remember where I first heard it. No I'm not one anymore, but I used to be.

Kristi Marie

Ronda in b'ham said...

First heard it when I read another review for this book.

Anonymous said...

My kids told. Me what Milford and cougar meant --- I guess I need not apply. Patticole

jdstec said...

I had the pleasure of rearing three sons. As they were teenagers, not only was I called a MILF, but their friends lovingly (and jokingly) referred to my husband as DILF, so he wouldn't feel left out.

Terri said...

MILF!!! I also first heard of a milf from American Pie. I think I sometimes am able to pull off milfiness here and there, but am definately still aspiring to achieve my full milf status. :)

Terri M.

Ronit said...

American Pie here too!

Lilianarenee said...

I'm with everyone else and heard the term watching the movie. No kids yet but I wouldnt mind being called a milf someday.

A.C. Morris said...

First heard the expression on American Pie as well. Though I'm now a mom, I don't think I qualify as a "MILF" but I'm working on it!

Katy F said...

American Pie was where I first heard it too but I didn't remember that until you said it. There's a movie that gets funnier every time you see it!
Being called a MILF would probably creep me out a little but it would greatly depend on WHO was calling me one!! lol

Ally said...

American Pie for me too. I guess I'm a MILF, at least according to my husband.

Emma S. said...

I do know what "MILF" means, and like you, I first heard that work in American Pie. I am not a MILF, yet, nor will be for a very long time. I'm 25, and I still get carded to see rated R movies...

Laura Kay said...

Morning :)

I heard MILF on a movie too, I'm guessing American Pie as well-lol. I'm not a MILF and not sure if I would be hahaha. I too would feel flattered.

Crystal said...

GOT MILF!

I'm not a mommy yet, but hopefully in the future will be. and MILF is definitely a compliment, so I'd be flattered. I know it's not very "nice", but I think we all know guys aren' the best with using words so I think if I'm called a MILF it'll be a good thing!

Crystal717

Carie Casey said...

American Pie was the first time I heard it too. I'd like to think I am. But no minivan I have an SUV which is really just a taller mini van.

absolutahnie said...

not a milf, never will be, wouldn't mind at all being called one!

Liz said...

love the video, I totally want this book!
I first heard MILF in American Pie. *MILF! MILF! MILF!*
I certainly feel like a MILF since I am finished being enormously pregnant and can finally do it. And, I don't know, motherhood has made me feel more beautiful. That's so cheesy but it's true. I'm a hot mama.

MonaLisa said...

Though I am a mom of 3 I don't really know what MILF is. I never watched American Pie. I think I need this book to see if I am one.

lucy872 said...

I would not mind if someone called me a MILF...especially as I creep closer and closer to 40...:-)

Christine in NJ said...

OH my! I first read an article on the OLD site you use to work for (Betty something or other... can't quite remember the name HAHA as I deleted the dumb asses from my favorite as soon as you LEFT the site!!!!). The article said something to the tune of 30 year olds tend to be turned off by the term yet 40 year olds enjoy the reference. The funny thing is I didn't know what MILF stood for the entire article - so I googeled it!

DON'T Goggle that word! PORN popped up - serious hard core stuff!... So I'm having a hard time bridging the gap between porn and driving a mini-van! Soooooo I guess I do need to read this book!

Thanks!
Christine

Bethy said...

I have been called a MILF many times by my daughters teenage friends. One time her and some of her "boy" friends were at a gas station that I was at (but we didn't know we were all there) and I walked out and one of the boys said "Now that is a MILF. I would like to tap that!" My daughter looks up and is like "EWWWW!!! That is my MOM!"

My Two Army Brats said...

I first heard it on american pie as well and I'm certainly not feeling Milf'ish these days.

Jessica said...

I'm not a MILF but I would like to be one some day. I'm not sure where I heard the term, probably in American Pie too.

Thanks!

-Jessica

AisforRandom said...

I don't remember when I first heard the phrase "milf", it seems like it's always been part of the vocabulary, I'll be an official mom in October. I don't want to be a milf, that are so many better things to be that aren't based on someone else's sexual attraction. I've never liked that phrase, but it does seem like a fun book. Like a mom, it seems she got the meaning of the "hip in with the kids phrase" wrong, which makes me want to read it all the more.

Homestead Jen said...

I heard it during American Pie, too. I am not sure how I would feel if someone called me a MILF - I think my inner feminist would be pissed, but I don't mind those occasional times I get a second look...

your invisible pixie said...

I'm pretty sure I first heard MILF in American Pie too! Amazing how many people have heard it from that. I'm not a MILF yet, probably a longggg way away from it (I don't even have a boyfriend yet!) but I would definitely like to be one :)

Thanks for all the books! This is really awesome.

Susan said...

American Pie for me too. The video of Sarah is hilarious - the book has to be great!

kwertz12 said...

I first heard it in American Pie as well. I don't consider myself a MILF hardly ever, but once a redneck hillbilly called me a Milf and I wasn't flattered. Actually I was a little disgusted. He was gross. However, if a cute man called me that, I'd love it. And I hope to be more of a Milf later!!!

Alli said...

GOT MILF!?

I first heard about MILF's on American Pie, too!!! My sister-in-law is about to have her first baby and I think this would be an awesome gift to give to her. She is only 23 so she will definitely want to remain a MILF!!

Alli M. Jones

~PrimLiLMama~ said...

Welllll Duh!!!! I am TOTALLY a MILF!!! You know how I know that?!? Because I get F'd hard and often!!! ;) Bwwwhhhhaaahhhaaa!! Okay that was totally dirty, but true!! Thanks to my Big Daddy I AM A MILF!!!

Okay, seriously. I heard it the first time from my son. He was 16 at the time and we used to have a HOT (he thinks, not me..she looks Ehhhh to me) neighbor and he said it to his best friend while they were playing XBox. They both laughed like little pig-tailed school girls, so I asked what it meant. He told me and I screamed his name so loud the MILF neighbor probably heard me!! Which I do have to say, she has moved and I am sooooo glad!! She didn't make it a secret that she thought Big Daddy was a FILF!!! Biotch!

Ready To Be A Momma said...

I'm hoping to be a MILF someday soon! I first heard it on American Pie.
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Dolly said...

I can't remember where I first heard 'MILF' (NOT 'American Pie', which I haven't seen, and have no desire to!!), and I'm getting closer to being a GMILF!! ;-)

Melissa said...

First heard in "American Pie." I am a mom, and my husband would say I'm a milf. :) If someone called me one, that someone better be a hot rock star named Adam Lambert. ;)
In any case, why would I call myself a milf. I know what it stands for and it's saying that I have a weird obsession with myself. :) Seriously though, I am a mom who likes to still focus on who she is as an individual. :)

Melissa A (mbamster0720)

Kristi said...

I first heard of MILF in American Pie...

Kristi Hooke

IandSsmom said...

Honestly had never heard MILF before! But that video was way too funny!!! I'm not sure I'm up to that standard yet but now that I know about it I'll work on it!! LOL
shannonjean14(at)gmail(dot)com

Lesley Davis, Esq said...

Definitely not feeling MILF-like today but my husband usually thinks of me that way so I guess that's good! :)

Jeryl M. said...

I'd like to read this book.

jeryl.marcus@gmail.com

Joelle said...

Lol...love the title. The first time I heard the term MILF was also in American Pie.

joelle.

Nearl said...

First time I ever heard of MILF was on the movie American Pie as well. I don't have any kids yet but I hope to be called a MILF when the times comes. That is a wonderful compliment

feliciadel said...

I first heard the term MILF when an ex-boyfriend told me to look it up online and boy were my eyes opened that day! I don't believe that I am a MILF yet, but I have something to aspire to! ;D

karen s. wi said...

I'm too tired to be a milf!

buttah said...

I am totally a MILF!!! My husband says so all the time!!

The Jagow Family said...

I have no idea where I heard MILF for the first time...but I do know that I had to google what it meant. LOL! I don't rock the minivan...just can't do it. I drive a Traverse....crossover is how I roll. :)

michelle jagow

holly wohl said...

I do not have children yet but want to eventually so someday I hope to be a milf :) I think I also heard milf the first time in the movie American Pie. I think that's when it became popular.

holly wohl

Anonymous said...

I want to be a MILF! Although I need to have a child first! LOL jenniferb75

CAnative said...

First heard MILF from American Pie. What mom wouldn't be flattered?

nicole

Anonymous said...

GOT MILK! Not a MILF, since no kiddos, not sure when I first heard it maybe at work. - JillFay

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