Me to AJers: "Don’t go down in the basement right now."
Me: "Daddy has to make a phone call for work and he's down there."
AJers: “Are you sure there’s not another woman in his life?”
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Me, in the bathroom, Tukey comes by and yells through the door:
“Mom, you still taking a doozy?”
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Diva, overheard with her friend in the backyard as they practice hitting for softball:
“Get mad at it girl! Get mad at it!"
And, in preparation for batting, where they have to plant their front foot down in order to hit: “Squish the bug! Squish the bug!”
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AJers, sniffing around in my bathroom: "Ewwww, it smells like updog in here."
Me: "What's 'updog?'"
AJers: "Not much, what's up with you, dog?"
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Tukey: Mom, do birds lay eggs?
Me: Yeah, of course! They all do, penguins lay eggs, all birds lay eggs.
Tukey: I only thought chickens lay eggs.
Me: Nope, all birds lay eggs.
Diva, entering into the conversation: Well, how exactly do they come out? Do they throw them up, or do they poop 'em out?
Me: Well, actually, they come out of their vaginas.
Tukey: Mom, you scare me.