Friday, May 11, 2007

Happy Mo Day

You know it's not a good sing when you ahve to close one eye to make sure you're not making itypos' and i just decided to say screw it! It's mothers' day weekend and i don't feel like backpsacping to show you howadept I am at hyping ... .oops ..tyhping... oops again typing! OK, Ajers was just down here telling me some third-grade riddles and oh, man, ttrying to ytipype and concetnrate is really , really hard, but you know Ireally like wo ...
I want to be real on this blog so I am tryin gnow to chance change any errors ... AJERS GO UPSTAIRS...!!! hE IS DOWN HERE INTERRUPPPING ME!!

OK. so, i'ts the rirday Friday before Mother's Day. I am a mother. It is MY weekend. And if I have a hanovboer that spells ahangober ... shit... hangover, tomomoorrwo then I will be M . A D...

DSear God. Give me my fingers back so i can use this keyborar already.

OK, njherehs a good recipe for you....

Take Pillsbury rolls, one stick of butter. one contairner of blue chese. cheese. melt butter and bl;ue cheese togehtrer. cut bisguicts.. hold y hholy shit i apologive... cut bisquits into quarters (that means into fours)... satuarate saturate the bisquit quatersr in the melted butter and blue chese mixtyure and then bac... bake.


Forget it. I suck. This is a poor excuse of a blog post. but hey, this is Manic Mom on the Eve of the Mothe's Day... MOTHER'S day weekend.

Will leave you with this. I bought a gift for Hubby for Mother's Day that I am MAKING HIM wear all DAY LONG.

Here it is. Do you think he'll wear it?


HappY mother's day to you all! Good NIght, and pray the Non-Hangover Fairy visits me!

Ta-Ta!

13 comments:

xxxx said...

Do you know what's even more fun than reading a buzzed Manic post? IMing with a buzzed Manic! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I am cracking up SO hard right now. SO HARD.

MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

yeah, well i am going to be dnow in the oopes hopes that i will wake up without a freakin' hangover or headche tomoorw. see how bad i typ ewhen i drink?

Tug said...

OMG, thanks for the FUN! And thanks for stopping by my place tonight - I'll be back...this was great.

TTQ said...

MILF. That's what it should say.

Travis Erwin said...

I type just like that even when I'm not drinking.

Stephanie J. Blake said...

Happy Mo Day! Mo of all Mo!

MARFSBABY said...

Happy Mothers day Manic... Not only are we kindrid fat sprits we share an our joint unnatural obsessions for alcohol & caffein.

I've found a boozin' buddy - I love it!

Anonymous said...

I still remember the first and only time I ever saw my folks drunk. It scared me! Do your kids know when you're, ah, "under the weather?" Mind you, I have a beer in my hand right now! :)

Jenster said...

I LOVE the t-shirt!!! LOL

Happy Mother's Week to you!! (It should last much longer than one day.)

DJ Kirkby said...

Still laughing! Too funny....I am linking you on my site.

cubmommy said...

Happy Mother's Day Manic!!

Frannie Farmer said...

Ohh Prayin' for ya Manic!
Happy Mother's day my sweet friend!

Jansky T said...

I have that shirt! I bought it about 7 months ago to wear to a party that was going to be heavily populated by PTA moms from my kids' school.

As predicted, it went over well with the people I thought it would go over with. Not so well with the stuffy, straight-laced, snooty moms.