Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Michael Johns American Idol



OK, do you know why I titled this blog post Michael Johns American Idol?

Well, besides the fact that he is totally the most hottest, gorgeous male specimen currently singing (or breathing) on television, I decided that if maybe I titled the post with his name, then maybe someday he would be bored enough to Google himself and find out that Manic Mommy has a major huge crush on him and that maybe this hot gorgeous singer might leave me a really sweet comment on my blog, or even email me or something?

Cuz come on, is he hot or is he hot?

And can he sing?! And does he not pick just the most excellent songs EVER!? Don't You Forget About Me? Don't you worry honey! I am not planning on it!

You all know I’m not the swooning googly-eyed type when it comes to guys. I don’t usually go gah-gah over the opposite sex all that much now do I? I’m trying to remember any post in the past three years when I’ve even remotely talked mushy about any celebrity other than my own dear Mr. Manic. I beg you to call me out on this.

Patrick Demsey? Who’s probably too skinny for me anyway, and not tall enough. Possibly, I’ve done a little mush-lust over Vince Vaughn in a recent post, but nothing like this. I am majorly crushing on MICHAEL JOHNS. Like for instance, I missed his live performance last week because I was at AUTHORPALOOZA (and isn’t it funny how Swish and I just create an event and it just becomes an event?), and so when I knew I wasn’t going to see Michael John’s performance, I instructed Diva, who was at home watching: “Diva, when I’m gone, and when Michael Johns takes the stage for his song on American Idol, I want you to blow kisses at him from me during the whole time he sings his song, OK?”

I called her later that night while I was out and she told me, “I blew kisses at him the whole time mama.”

Good girl, baby, good girl.

Tell me he’s not gorgeous. Tell me you wouldn’t just want to be locked in a room with just him and his microphone and that adorable Aussie accent? And he picks like the world’s best songs! Yep, he can light my fire alright. He already has, and it’s through a flat screen for cripe’s sake. Can you imagine what he could do up close and personal?

For your viewing pleasure; Videos you may have not seen. Songs you may have not heard:







And, he was in this band called Film, and these songs are great, and I am trying to find them on itunes so I can get them on my iPod because I just know they will inspire me to write. And lust. (Who can get me these songs for my ipod off the internet somehow??)

Because I look at him when he’s up on that Idol stage and I swear, he is singing to me! To me, I tell ya! And I adore his smile, and his HAIR! Check out how those cute little curls just swoop every-so-slightly over the nape of his neck; I am like oozily in love with even those little curls on the back of his head.

OK, not really. I love Mr. Manic (and I know Michael is married too, and I mean no disrespect to his beautiful wife--I've seen her in the audience yanno), besides, Mr. Manic just came home and asked me if I was fantasizing!

Oh, come on! I’m an almost 39-year-old mother of three. Who has time for fantasies?

Not me. I’m too busy drooling over watching Idol.

P.S. Michael, my email is manicmommy@comcast.net -- TTFN!

58 comments:

Stephanie said...

He was so great! I love that song! You are soooo right, he's hot!

Jules said...

I'm with ya there too. Hooya - eye candy.

And while I was listening to his song I found another artist... Jake Waldon... singing "Alive and Screaming". Apparently he's a new artist. Tell me what ya think of him.


Just Because

Sue said...

Manic has a crush, manic has a crush!
That's so cute!

Amanda said...

Well my day started off EARLY and BUSY - drive kids to school do najor food shop and errands in town get home off load new roller door for barn make neighbour (who helped) a coffee unpack shopping set to record Neighbours (seeing as I don't have time to watch it and tonight is crap tv night) and then I thought AHHHH time to breath, let's see what Manic's upto - know what the first thing I actually said was? (and it was outloud!) "OOOHHHH!! wouldn't kick that out of bed"

Manic you have such good taste!

Cecily R said...

Manic and Michael sittin' in a tree...

Do you rewind his performances over and over?

Tanya said...

I've never watched American Idol *runs and hides*

but I think its really cute that Diva will blow kisses at the screen for you.

Amie said...

Not only is he hot, he's the complete package. I love him too!

B. said...

Well, you've said it all. He's good-looking, has a great voice, isn't too arrogant--sounds like the next American Idol to me. And what's more 80's than singing a song from The Breakfast Club?

Monnik said...

Hmmm. Maybe I actually need to watch AI this season? I only watched the first couple of episodes when all of the crazies were on.

The Troll said...

That was one REALLY focused American Idol post! I gave him extra points for going on early and not whining about it.

Rebecca said...

We have the same taste in men. He is SEXY. Even my husband agrees!

Melissa said...

LOL! So you're saying you like him right? I'm not quite sure I picked that up from your post. ;)

Jenster said...

I kinda got a Luke Menard thing going. He's very Hugh Jackson.

So I'll leave Michael Johns for you. Then we can double date!

Manic Mom said...

Steph--did you see the pic of him with like Eddie Vedder hair--HOT

Jules--send me that link

Sue--I have SUCH A CRUSH. I am commenting WHILE watching his video.

Amanda--he won't be in YOUR bed, cuz he's in MINE! Plus, he's in the STATES! To quote Simon--SORRY.

Cec--I would sit ANYWHERE with him!

Tanya--I never watched Idol till last year when I thought it would be a nice family activity. Little did I know it would lead to THIS!

Amie--He is COMPLETE! Although, I do worry he may not be tall enough for me. Although he is the tallest Idol, and definitely taller than Ryan, who is a short little dude.

B--Don't you love The Breakfast Club!?!? And Michael Johns!

How does Manic and Michael Johns sound? Not too bad, huh?

Monnik, get back onto that TV and watch him!

Troll--very cool of you to stop by--loved your post on Idol--what do you mean he had to go on early? OH, was Cook supposed to go on before him?

Rebecca--Email me a pic of your hubby! I bet he's a hottie!

Melissa--Whatever gave you THAT idea???

Jenster--You better get your fill of Lukey Pie because I am thinking last night was his last performance... well, he may outlast that gay stripper dude. I do like him better than that gay stripper dude, but I think the gay voters might vote for the gay stripper dude. I totally think Luke sounds like George Michael so when he sang the Wham song I was like WOW! TOTAL!!!! He is cute in my ex-boyfriend kinda way, but not in the Michael Johns want to slam him against the wall and ravage him kinda way. Just sayin'.

OK, back to my real life. Sorry for the interruption.

Jenster said...

But see, that's the beauty here. Our friendship won't be put to the test over the same guy.

Sue said...

Hey Manic, FYI, Cape Cod is part of Massachusetts. That is the state to the North or up from CT. We would only be about 2 hours away! :)

Manic Mom said...

Jenster--OK, that will work out fine. and you know, we will have to be consoling both Michael and Luke when they lose American Idol to that David Archuleta anyway, because he is going to win, even though I really, really, really, really love my Michael, I do think David Archuleta will win.

I don't think there are many good girl singers this year.

Sue--I is very not good at geography!

Jenster said...

I think you're right. That "little boy" blows me away.

And who better to pick up the pieces of Luke's and Michael's broken hearts than two hot mammas?

Sarah said...

LMAO! Well if he does happen to contact you -- you be sure to tell him to visit all your cool bloggy friends that leave you comments. Share the love!!! I wouldn't mind sharing a few things with that fine Aussie man.

Mabunny said...

I'm not a big Idol fan, but I'll admit he's definitely easy on the eyes. I like to watch Dancing with the Stars. I wish I was one of the contestants dancing in the arms of one of those hotties.
That is, IF I had the body, IF I had half the talent, IF IF IF.....

LOL
Have a great day

MaBunny

Robin said...

Manic, I can't believe you haven't emailed him directly -- to ask if he has donated blood. I mean if it's for a good cause, it's not really stalking.

JujuBoo said...

Yum-My!! I am always up for a good helping of eye candy!

Happy WW!

Jim Cooney said...

I don't usually watch Idol beyond the tryouts, unless they do a Queen-themed night. I'll take you at you're word that he's hunkalicious like me.

Manic Mommy, your response/comment on my blog made my day earlier this week, and I wrote about it here.

Manic Mom said...

Somebody's making Manic blush!!!

Donna said...

I agree that he is definitely a hottie! But you are wrong about him singing to you. He's singing to ME! LOL!

The Gang's All Here! said...

Yes, he is fine. But, my tastes run more toward that blond dude with the guitar that sang (ROCKED!) the old Lionel Richie tune, "Hello." I was like, "H.E.L.L.O. to YOU!" But don't tell The Boss - he's a tad sensitive about gushing.

Manic Mom said...

I gotta say at first I was like, HELLO? That is just so gay! Not that there's anything wrong with it, but then he cranked it, rocked it! AND IT WAS AWESOME!!! Me though, I kinda dig also cutie dreadlock boy too, in a like "wrap him up and take him home and just stare at him cuz he's so cute but not do anything nasty to him kinda way" way, you know.

Mike and Becky said...

Does Blake Lewis know about this??? How quickly we have forgotten our crush from last season!

Wildhair said...

Ha! Love it! He leaves me gurgling like someone incapable of swallowing their own drool.
Did you see his beautiful tennis player legs? Oy! I love men with sexy legs. He has them.

On the Pop Life blog I comment often, another blogger and I call him our LOVE KANGAROO. I've shortened it to 'Roo so the men-folk on Pop Life stop wincing.
mmmmmmmichael.

Melisa said...

I recommend stalking him. And wear your tiara. hee hee

LaskiGal said...

OK. You got the MJ love bad. I may have to like him just a little more now that you posted this. I mean, the love is spilling over . . . I just posted my review, so I may need to go back to his performance. Maybe I'll even blow him a few kisses for you :)

M+M=LOVE

Awe . . .

Eileen said...

You are so a cougar for the boy. : )

Jules said...

Okay Manic,

So here's the site address for Jake Waldon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztNvCw5Kd6U

Manic Mom said...

Jules--this Jake guy--Is he a model or a singer? Come on, I want to see his MOVES! I tried to google him LIVE but he's not singing live.

Laksi--great recap!

Eileen--RAAARRRR!

Robin--I bet HIS blood flows like a teenager!!!! Think I could get him to donate a pint of some bodily fluids!!!!!!!!!!!

Wildhair--ROO--Love it!

Manic Mom said...

Mike and Becky--I don't think I ever felt like slamming Blake up against a wall and doing naughty things to him. Or did I? Anyway, Blakey's gonna be on tonight! So we'll see if he's standing next to my Michael just how he measures up, but I know Blake doesn't hold a candle to him!

Donna said...

Hey, us 55 year-old gals have fantasies too, ya know! MMmmmmmm. LOL!

Manic Mom said...

Donna, I can appreciate that--just pick another guy! LOL!

My Semblance of Sanity said...

I think you have the beginning of STALKING behavior...so, when you head out to find where his hotel room is - YOU BETTER FREAKIN'CALL ME!!

OMG!! He is gorgeous! When he comes on the screen, my hubby just rolls his eyes and chuckles, b/c he knows my TYPE of ROCKER and Michael Johns is IT!!!!!

YUMMO!

morninglight mama said...

Holy comments, Batman!

I do agree with you, he is a beautiful, beautiful man.

Robin said...

Manic, I think you should ask him for blood first.

(Then while he's distracted......)

Manic Mom said...

OK! I just totally went on myspace, found his myspace page and sent him a note!!!! OMG, I am having a school-girl crush AND heart palpitations all at once!!!!

Greta said...

Ooooh, yes. He is delicious. But...I was transfixed by the David-Who-Sang-Hello. (I can't keep the Davids straight. They needed to be winnowed, big time).

Also...I totally want Carly Smithson to be my girlfriend! (I'm straight, do ya think that would be a problem?)

Greta said...

Woops, I just typed in my link wrong. I HATE when that happens!

peach said...

Hey Stephanie.
I am following in your blog steps... Having a contest... nothing so cool as the blood drive but it should be fun!
Come visit and bring all your blogging friends... I am expecting alot of fun with this!
Hugs Laura
ps... we are watching the mail :-)

peach said...

http://peach867.blogspot.com/

DUH forgot to post the blog address...
sheesh!
HUGS again
Laura

peach said...

Does not matter to me if its Old news here ... it will be new submission on my blog and if you make me laugh the most you will win!
Hugs Laura

peach said...

AND THANK YOU~ sheesh I am typing faster than my brain is working!
AS USUAL~
HUGS Laura

Shelley said...

I hadn't been watching this season, but you're right...he is totally hot! I watched all his performances on YouTube, and I have to say that I loved Don't You Forget About Me and Light My Fire. I'm not sure the Fleetwood Mac song was the right choice for him though. I know about the crushing though...for me, it's Rob Thomas. You reminded me of it because the time I saw Matchbox 20 they did a cover of Don't You Forget About Me, and I think I wet my pants a little.

Oh, and March 17th? Matchbox 20 is HERE and I have TICKETS!! No hating, please. Rob is mine. What were we talking about? Oh yes...Michael Johns. Very hot. Love the accent. Mmmmmmmm.

Sandra in ABQ* said...

Oh yeah, I have to agree with you...HOTTIE! And what a voice, how exciting that he is singing just to you! :-) Hope he sends you an email soon.

Manic Mom said...

Did you all see him mouth the words, "I LOVE MANIC MOMMY" after he took his spot in the 12 seats tonight! I DID!

Jules said...
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Jules said...

So THAT was what Droolworthy Davey was doing.! Gee... I thought he was blowing you kisses. Just shows how much I know. :)


PS. I removed that last comment 'cause I noticed a spelling boo boo just after I hit Publish. Oops. Hate it when that happens...

Manic Mom said...

JULES! ARE YOU NOT FOLLOWING? HIS NAME IS NOT DAVEY--IT'S MICHAEL!

Pay attention in class please.

Steph said...

Oh he is HOT HOT HOT!

Lola said...

Oh, GOD yes, I agree about Michael. I was a Blake fan last year, but they just don't compare....:) I'm new to this blog (I actually found it by googling "Michael Johns eye candy", lol!), but I love it!

Flibberty said...

Amen sister!

However you found my wee little blog, I sure am glad you did!

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