Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Thanks to Feener at Mommy Vents for the suggestion of There's A Method to Her Manic! And to all of the other fun, witty, snarky, crazy ideas you all sent in. And I'm really sorry I didn't do a contest for this one, but not to worry, there's ANOTHER CONTEST coming your way either Friday or Monday, I PROMISE! Because YES, there really is a method to her manic! And now, I present you with today's topic:
WOULD YOU RATHER?
We play Would You Rather with the kids every now and then and it’s usually pretty tame, like would you rather be stuck in the ocean surrounded by sharks or on an island slathered in peanut butter and attacked by lions (Sharks please)? Or would you rather be dropped from a plane or dropped from a boat with bricks tied to your feet (Again, I’m going with the water theme I think)?
The other night, Mr. Manic and I were driving home from a party, after he decided the GPS chick was WRONG and he took a left instead of a right and we ended up in Timbuktu.
Since we were going to be in the car for a while, I suggested a rousing game of Would You Rather.
It started off tame enough with me asking, “Would you rather meet Robert DeNiro or Jack Nicholson?”
He asked me, “Would you rather meet Kate Hudson or Julia Roberts?”
“DUH! Julia! But I’ve already MET her!”
“No you didn’t. You stood near her at the American Club in the airport while she talked on the phone.”
“Still. Why would I want to meet Kate Hudson? She does nothing for me. By the way, HOW far from home are we?”
“OK, my turn,” I said. “Would you rather… hmmm… let’s see… have me come to work with you for a full day or…”
“I choose the second thing! The second thing!”
“WAIT! I didn’t even give you the second choice yet!”
“I know. But whatever it is, I’ll choose it!”
“OK, you’re being a jerk though. Your turn.”
“Would you rather give me a blow job or have me right now drive the car across four lanes of traffic and over the embankment?”
“EMBANKMENT! EMBANKMENT! EMBANKMENT!”
Posted by MaNiC MoMMy™ at 10:51 AM