Showing posts with label They'd Call The Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label They'd Call The Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon. Show all posts

Saturday, October 01, 2011

IF IT WAS EASY, THEY'D CALL THE WHOLE DAMN THING A HONEYMOON by JENNA MCCARTHY

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If It Was Easy, They’d Call The Whole Damn Thing A Honeymoon
Living With and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-So-Handy Man You Married


By Jenna McCarthy

So yeah, say THAT title three times fast.

When I first ‘met’ Jenna McCarthy online, I thought what everyone thought – oh yeah, she’s the chick who was on MTV’s Singled Out and also a Playmate of the Month.

Make no mistake. Jenna-with-an-A McCarthy is prettier and much more talented than the chick who used to date Jim Carrey. You’ll see later when you watch the trailer for the book with the longest title in the world.

Damn Honeymoon comes out on Tuesday, October 4 and is part memoir and part marriage guide, but if you’re not married, don’t let this stop you from reading it and entering to win it!

It will give you great insight into the sacrament of marriage and also makes a great gift for ANYONE you know who has been through the glorious stages of wedded bliss – the snoring, the ignoring, the remote-hogging, the handy-manning, the I-know-how-to-get-there, the sports-watching, the can-you-make-me-dinner (although Jenna has trained her husband to COOK!), the ass-grabbing-in-the-kitchen (this one happens to ME all the time) … all the things that drive us crazy about the men who LOVE us!

See, doesn’t it sound like a hoot of a book already! It TRULY IS a masterpiece that’ll have you cracking up. Just don’t read it in bed next to your guy because then he might wonder what you’re reading, (if he’s not already sawing the logs). We do not want him on to all the secrets of how we can survive this blissful wedded life.

Check out the hilarious book trailer Jenna and her husband star in, and don’t miss the outtakes at the end!

MUST-SEE HILARIOUS BOOK TRAILER STARRING JENNA HERSELF AND CO-STARRING HER CUTE HUSBAND




And if you’re wondering what’s up with all the ZESTRA plugs, well, you’ll just have to check it out for yourself … I did. Literally!

Thanks Jenna! For solving all the mysteries of marriage in one handy hilarious and helpful book! Love it! You’ve simplified everything and made me crack up while doing so! And I know the chick on the cover is not looking for a turkey leg in the oven, is she? She’s trying to end the misery, right? Haha!

THIS JUST IN: Don't miss Jenna on the TODAY show Monday, October 3, with Hoda and Kathie Lee, but Khloe Kardashian will be sitting in for Kathie Lee! Holy CRAP!!!!

To enter to win a copy of Jenna’s book, share an annoying trait about your husband, the guy you currently love, or someone you were in a relationship with that had an annoying trait that you put up with because he had enough good qualities you could overlook that one particular trait!
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Check previous book features to see who the winner is -- that's how you'll find out if you've won or not, and you can still enter if there's not a winner's name posted on the top and highlighted! I usually choose a winner for each book anywhere from 3-7 days after I post a feature!


Thanks for checking out the Fall Fab Giveaway – we’ve got more books coming your way through October. I'll be featuring 2-3 each week. At the end of ALL the individual books featured and given away, one or two lucky winners will win the WHOLE batch of the books.


If you’ve got particular questions on how the Giveaway works, check the ORIGINAL POST HERE, or feel free to email me! Thanks!


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