Congrats to Ally of Little Squirts
You have won The Feedstore Chronicles!
Please email me your full name, address and name of book you won to stephanieelliot@gmail.com
Please email me your full name, address and name of book you won to stephanieelliot@gmail.com
By Travis Erwin
Travis Erwin is a unique individual who loves meat, but don't hold that against him! I first met him through cyber-land via a Yahoo Chick Lit group of all places I think, years and years ago, because yes, he does write women’s fiction, but today I’m sharing his memoir called The Feedstore Chronicles. We’ve been pals for a long time, and his book is hilariously funny about him coming-of-age while working with a crazed boss in a feedstore. Don’t know what a feedstore is? I didn’t either, until I heard about Travis’ book and then the next day I was driving down a street here in AZ that I drive down practically every day and lo and behold, there’s a FREAKING FEEDSTORE a mile from our house! (It’s a place you can get food for animals like cattle and horses!)
So, here’s the back-of-the-book blurb on The Feedstore Chronicles, seriously some laugh-out-loud stories of when Travis was 16 and trying to figure out those things that 16-year-old boys are trying to well, figure out! …
Welcome to Pearl's Feed and Seed Most coming-of-age stories are fraught with symbolism, hidden metaphors, and a heaping mound of other literary devices. Not this one. Not mine. You see, I came of age while working at a dusty Texas feedstore. A place where To Kill a Mockingbird involved a twelve-year-old and a BB gun. Of Mice and Men was a problem easily solved with rat poison. And David Copperfield was nothing more than a dude that made shit disappear. In the spring of 1989, I went to work at Pearl's Feed and Seed for a man named Doyle Suggs. On the surface Doyle and I had little in common: I was a rosy-cheeked boy of sixteen; he was a twice-divorced, thirty-year-old high school dropout. I had yet to go on my first date; he was trading sex for horse feed in the back room. Sure, Doyle was a lout, a liar, and a lecherous derelict. To this day, he remains the most morally bankrupt man I've ever met, yet my life wouldn't be half as blessed, had I missed out on his misguided education. The Feedstore Chronicles is a mostly true account of those days and when murderous ex-wives, well-hung bulldogs, and feed room fornication were all part of a normal day at Pearl's.
Welcome to Pearl's Feed and Seed Most coming-of-age stories are fraught with symbolism, hidden metaphors, and a heaping mound of other literary devices. Not this one. Not mine. You see, I came of age while working at a dusty Texas feedstore. A place where To Kill a Mockingbird involved a twelve-year-old and a BB gun. Of Mice and Men was a problem easily solved with rat poison. And David Copperfield was nothing more than a dude that made shit disappear. In the spring of 1989, I went to work at Pearl's Feed and Seed for a man named Doyle Suggs. On the surface Doyle and I had little in common: I was a rosy-cheeked boy of sixteen; he was a twice-divorced, thirty-year-old high school dropout. I had yet to go on my first date; he was trading sex for horse feed in the back room. Sure, Doyle was a lout, a liar, and a lecherous derelict. To this day, he remains the most morally bankrupt man I've ever met, yet my life wouldn't be half as blessed, had I missed out on his misguided education. The Feedstore Chronicles is a mostly true account of those days and when murderous ex-wives, well-hung bulldogs, and feed room fornication were all part of a normal day at Pearl's.
I’m guessing most of you have never heard of a ‘feedstore.’ So instead, tell me which STORE is your favorite store?
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And you all know that you’re taking part in the June Bash-O-Books promo, and you should check in daily for a new book, right? Every entry is an extra entry toward the end-of-the-month grand prize of tons of books – each day I’m gathering more and more books from authors and publicists and will share them all with you soon! One or two grand prize winners will win ALL the books at the end of the month! For more details check info here.
Winners will be chosen at random by random.org, within THREE DAYS from the date the book is posted on the blog, and one entry ALLOWED per book please. If you scroll through previous posts and if there is NOT a highlighted note at the top, then feel free to enter to win that book too! If there is a highlighted announcement at the top of a post, then that book is closed to comments and a winner has already been chosen. For comments, questions, suggestions, please email me at stephanieelliot@gmail.com. Thanks for your participation! Good luck!
