So, I have to admit, I stole this original concept from Christa who writes some funny and heartwarming shit.
Recently, she was discussing a new Barbie item that Diva has actually showed quite an interest in obtaining. It's the closest she's gonna get to the real thing:
Barbie and Her Shittin' Dog!
Per Christa: "If only all dogs shat perfectly molded plastic poop. But now, for a mere 15 bucks or so, you can teach your little one the value of a Pooper Scooper. Some things in life really should just be left alone by Barbie. What's next? Period Barbie? Flatulent Ken?"
I posed this question to Christa:
Haven't you seen the "Wait-Ken-Let-Me-Put-In-My-Vaginal-Contraceptive-Ring-Before-You-Cum" Barbie?
That's a hot one for this Christmas Season!