Thursday, December 03, 2009


I just made up this joke and I expect that it's going to go viral and will get me the 15-minutes of fame I so very much deserve. Feel free to share it with the world, but please credit it to me:

Why would anyone want to marry the UPS guy?

Rumor has it he's got a huge PACKAGE!

I have so much free time it's just deliciously inexcusable!


Working Mommy said...

Niiiiiiiiiice!! I want his package ;)

~Working Mommy

Pammie said...

That's just too funny.

pixiemama said...

I'm a little envious of your free time. Sorry, babe. Loving your new stand-up gig, though.


MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

Oh, you didn't hear my latest: How does Tiger find the time for all this cheating?

Well, he's used to "putting" it into at least 36 holes every weekend, so what's a couple more?