Friday, February 02, 2007

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Thank you for visiting Manic Mom.

I will not be blogging because I will be in Mexico doing any or all of the following:

Not worrying about my weight.

Now caring what I look like in my suit.

Drinking frothy fun beachy cocktails during the day.

Wining and dining during the night.

Sunbathing, snoozing, reading, relaxing.

Shopping, watching the Bears in a cheesy Mexican bar Sunday night

Or...

Shopping while the men watch the Bears in a cheesy Mexican bar.

Doing tequila shots.

Taking naps.

Playing with the kids, a little bit.

Breathing in deeply.

Breathing in the warm air, the warm sun, the ocean breezes.

Having S E X...

Maybe... (sorry Mom, but yeah, I'll do it on vacation!)

Getting Buzzed.

Eating good food.

Whale watching (and NO, I WILL NOT BE LOOKING AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR FOR THIS!)

Playing with my nephew.

Laughing with my brother and sister-in-law.

Letting brother and sister-in-law's Nanny AND her sister help the kids with homework.

Letting brother and sister-in-law's Nanny AND her sister watch the kids while we go out at night.

Drinking margaritas.

Reading books.

Taking naps. I think I said these things already but I just have to make sure I get everything on my list.

Not worrying about the fate of 40 Weeks.

Not checking email, blogs, writing (OK, maybe some chicken-scratching here and there!)...

And, because I am already packed and ready to go, and because it is 17 years tonight that I met my husband, and because he closed the office early and made plans to get together with a couple of guy friends at a bar, I am going to take my ass up to that bar, bring him a HAPPY ANNIVERSARY balloon and have a drink with him.

THE EFFER DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME TODAY OR INVITE ME TO DRINK WITH HIM...

I'll show him!

It'll either be the beginning of a great vacation or it'll set the stage for a crappy week. Who knows? Who cares? But I am READY TO LET GO AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Peace UP! And yes, Mom and Stacy, I know it is really PEACE OUT! Duh.

24 comments:

Randy said...

Hasta la vista, MM...Here's to a blogworthy vacation! *g* Oh, and travel safe, 'kay?

Kari Lee Townsend said...

Okay, I just wrote a long ass post that blogger f*&%$ed up!!!!

So anyway, I'll miss you. Have an awesome time. Can't wait to finally meet you face to face in nationals. Wish you were going to New England in March.

You'd better be going to Nationals. We have to meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah said...

What fun!

Oh, The Joys said...

Have a great time!

M said...

Yay, your trip is finally here. I hope you plan to show some photos of it when you get back. Your vacation to-do list is really making me fantasize about a beachy vacation myself. I might have to email you to get some tips about where you're going, if you end up liking it a lot, which I'm sure you will (and if you don't mind sharing that info. of course). Have lots of fun!!

eatmisery said...

Have a few dozen drinks for me while you're enjoying the sun and relaxation. I'll be here wishing I was in your place. Enjoy!

DebbieS said...

Party till the burros come home!! Have a fabulous time on vacation, we'll miss you!

kjamaupin said...

Yea!!! Have fun and drink lots of foo foo fun drinks at the pool (or on the beach)! :-)

Buffy said...

Jealous.

Have fun.

cubmommy said...

have a great time!!!

Frannie Farmer said...

We will all miss you MM ... please keep good notes so that we (except for Kari, who gets her own tropical vacation) can live vicariously through YOU!

J to the Ayme said...

Youre as old as my mom.

Jennifer Talty said...

hope you have a fab time!

Kari Lee Townsend said...

Hope you're having a grat time while we're freezing our butts off here. I can't wait to go away on my own trip. 9 more days!!!

Kelly said...

Jealous.
I so could go for a Mexico vacation right now.
Hope you are having a great time!

tommy said...

Have a safe one baby

Jessica said...

Oh...so jealous here!!!! I went to a little town near Puerto Vallarta for my honeymoon and loved it!

The Dummy said...

I want a vacation like that! You're gonna have a great time! Remember to take incriminating pictures to share with us. :)

teahouse said...

Hey, have a lovely time!!

Swishy said...

Coooooome baaaaaaaaack!!!!

I miss my Manic!!

violetvirus said...

mm, I haven't been to read your blog for like ages and den when I finally get d time to come, you have gone on dat holiday of urs..hope you are having a blast!!! dun forget to take lots of pics!!! and share!

Anonymous said...

I{M COMING HOME TOMORROW, EVEN THO I DON{T WANT TO!! JUST FOUND THE INTERNET! AWESOME TRIP. PUKED THE FIRST NIGHT, BUT HEY, THAT{S TYPICAL OF MANIC, HUH_!_!

Swishy said...

Oh, my gosh, I just read your comment and I am TOTALLY CRACKING UP!!! I can't wait until you get back!!!!!!! AND to hear the puking story!!! I LOVE MY MANIC!!!!

Amanda Brice said...

*sigh*

I wish I was in Mexico...