Sunday, April 02, 2006

My Quarterly Binge

This one's for Blair. Yep, a puke story. And if my calculations are correct, and if you delve into the archives of Manic Mommy, you'll see that I've kept up with my 6 - 8 week binges, and no, I'm not exactly proud of them, and the next day terribly sucks, but I'm in the moment when it's happening, and hey, I was having a good time! At last check of insobriety, we were at New Year's Eve so I'm right on track.

Phew, won't be expecting another 'mishap' until, let's see... July, which lands me right at the time of my youngest brother's wedding. Perfect.

Anyway, maybe I won't be going into the details of last night other than to say there was major discussion on feminine hygiene 'down there,'... "delapitory" cream verses "debilitating" cream (The other chick insisted it was debilitating cream and I was like, "So what's that mean? It renders you unable to walk or something?!"... Jaeger shots, Peppermint Schnapps shots which made it completely impossible for me to brush my teeth today because the mere smell of mint toothpaste had my stomach rolling. that but let's just say I had a
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Let's put it this way. You know those redneck jokes that start out "You know you're a redneck when...?" Well, here's mine:

You know you're really drunk when you decide to put the major moves on your husband at 1:00 a.m. and you know HE'S really drunk when he says he can't!

I haven't decided whether I really love my neighborhood and the crazy neighbors here or if I should just put a For Sale sign in my yard before my liver stops working.

7 comments:

her master said...

delapitory = depilatory :)

1: a chemical (usually a sulfide) used to remove hair or wool or bristles from hides

Sounds like you had a great time!

Manic Mom said...

Thanks Master of Her! You should have seen us trying to Google delapitawhatever and debilated with one eye open we were so blottoed!

Heather said...

Ick. :)

Jess Riley said...

Hehehe...only every 6-8 weeks? ;)

Anonymous said...

ick, jaeger and peppermint schnapps. Oh you were askin for that hangover! I didn't drink anything yet my stomache is turning for you.

Reason why, JAEGER! I have sworn off the stuff after devouring jaeger shots for a whole evening. All I know is we finished off a bottle and a half of jaeger and a case of red bull. I-c-k...lets just say I spent the next day hooked up to an IV. Yeah, not fun and especially embarrasing given that one of my colleages had to see me in that condition.
But hey a little indulgence is ok. right?

Laverne

Manic Mom said...

Jess-yep, looks like I won't be doing anything TOOOO crazy the end of THIS MONTH! Thank God!

Anon--so glad you wrote LAVERNE so I know it is the YOU anon, and not some other ANON! LOL. And *I* wasn't doing the Jaeger--no way, no how. But I probably won't ever do Peppermint Schnapps again either. I shiver at the thought. Barf.

Bobita said...

Hee-hee!

So, it is your neighbors who put you up to these antics?! Where is your neighborhood? Any homes for sale?

:)