Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Diva Dialogue

Me, all nice and sweet as I go in to wake Diva this a.m. for school:

"Sweetie, it's time to get up."

"I don't want to go to school."

"You have to."

"No. I don't want to go to school ever again."

"Listen. And this is the truth. If you don't go to school, policemen will come to the house and take me to jail."

A thoughtful pause from Diva, and then: "They can take Daddy!"

14 comments:

wallofdenial said...

Thats cute,,,,,You cant fake spoiled daughters

goldmoon said...

I bet daddy was happy to hear that!!

That's so cute.

kj said...

Milk. All over my keyboard, that's what you did.
But you didn't answer the important question--did you send her to school, or Daddy be requiring spousal visits?

Tuesday Girl said...

So funny!

Hotwire said...

Funny post, but why, oh why, do us dads get no respect???? This is what I had to put up with last week:

http://hotwirereality.blogspot.com/2006/02/pretty-sure-stevie-wonder-doesnt-have.html

The Dummy said...

LOL, that was sweet. Kind of.

Googie said...

Oh, my gawd, I'm cracking up! Glad I stumbled onto your blog.

www.everydaymommy.blog.com

Heather said...

Yea! Take DADDY!

tommy said...

I guess she know's which side her bread is buttered on:-)

Manic Mom said...

WOD--Are you saying MY Diva is spoiled? Right on!

Goldmoon--Daddy hasn't heard it yet-he doesn't read my blog.

KJ--hope you got that milk cleaned up. Keyboards are a bitch to clean.

Steve--your post was hilarious about being 'needed' in the household.

Heather--Yeah, Take Daddy, but leave his wallet! LOL

Tommy--Diva doesn't eat butter!

Sugarmama said...

Awww--a mama's girl!

Mama D said...

If given the choice (and the ability to speak) I believe my daughter would choose her dad to stay and me to go to prison. That girl loves her father.

Larissa said...

haha, cracking up right now!

stewbie2 said...

That sounds too familiar!!