Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Diva Dialogue

Me, all nice and sweet as I go in to wake Diva this a.m. for school:

"Sweetie, it's time to get up."

"I don't want to go to school."

"You have to."

"No. I don't want to go to school ever again."

"Listen. And this is the truth. If you don't go to school, policemen will come to the house and take me to jail."

A thoughtful pause from Diva, and then: "They can take Daddy!"


wallofdenial said...

Thats cute,,,,,You cant fake spoiled daughters

Anonymous said...

Milk. All over my keyboard, that's what you did.
But you didn't answer the important question--did you send her to school, or Daddy be requiring spousal visits?

Tuesday Girl said...

So funny!

Steve H said...

Funny post, but why, oh why, do us dads get no respect???? This is what I had to put up with last week:


The Dummy said...

LOL, that was sweet. Kind of.

tommy said...

I guess she know's which side her bread is buttered on:-)

MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

WOD--Are you saying MY Diva is spoiled? Right on!

Goldmoon--Daddy hasn't heard it yet-he doesn't read my blog.

KJ--hope you got that milk cleaned up. Keyboards are a bitch to clean.

Steve--your post was hilarious about being 'needed' in the household.

Heather--Yeah, Take Daddy, but leave his wallet! LOL

Tommy--Diva doesn't eat butter!

Sugarmama said...

Awww--a mama's girl!

Mama D said...

If given the choice (and the ability to speak) I believe my daughter would choose her dad to stay and me to go to prison. That girl loves her father.

stewbie2 said...

That sounds too familiar!!