These are the things I would do:
Deliver these to Ramblin' Rose because she is cool and she lives in a very cool place.
This is the only frivilous item I would buy for myself: a big-ass pair of these.
Get a personal chef to prepare me all my meals, and my family's meals too. Make sure this chef keeps me healthy. Also make sure this chef is hot, and enjoys prepping food shirtless. I'll make the lemonade in case he gets too hot.
Hire a personal trainer to make me work out. Ditto above.
Hire a personal shopper, but not for unnecessary items--just to help me find clothes that will look good, and make me feel comfortable. This personal shopper must be like friend-material, someone with fashion flair but not snobby, someone who will drink margaritas with me after we shop.
Buy books (oh wait, I spend money on these all the time!).
I would not seek out a plastic surgeon to fix my eyes, my butt, my gut, my boobs, my spider veins, however, I MIGHT consider laser to get rid of 'unwanted' hair.
I would also get a microdermabrasion treatment to make my skin smooth.
Oh, and weekly pedicures cuz me feet are horribly yucky.
Monthly massages. Yes, monthly, not weekly. This way it will still be a treat and I won't be like, "Oh geeze, it's Friday again. Must go to the masseuse." See above chef and trainer notes regarding masseuse as well.
Take my children to cultural exhibits more often. More on this later but we went to see Seussical the Musical Friday, and then Saturday, Diva and I went to the ballet. Manic gets Culture!
Would not need a new house, but will do some updates like blow out our laundry room so we have more room, so the maid who will come only once a week will have enough room to do the laundry comfortably.
Get a new bed, will 1,000 thread-count sheets. Oh, and new plush comfy pillows, and a comforter I could sink into with luxury.
Add a sunroom to our family room.
OK, I guess this list is getting a little bit frivolous. Sidenote: I just got the dictionary out to find out how frivolous is spelled, and by chance, I happened upon this word and its definition:
four-letter word: any of several short words having to do with sex or excrement and generally regarded as offensive or objectionable.
This confuses me. Does this mean that KITE or BELL or KISS would not be categorized as a 'four-letter word?' Or that damnit or p*$$y is NOT considered a four-letter word because these words have more than four letters?
OK, see where my mind is? It's all over the place, but I thought I'd share some of my "What If I Had All The Money In The World" wants with you.
What are the top five things you would do or buy if money wasn't an issue?