I make my way down stairs at the wee hour of nine-something-or-the-other a.m. and Tukey is at the bottom and when he sees me, he rushes up to meet me, arms open wide.
Tukey: How much do you love me?
Me: Around the world 20 million times and also around the stars, the moon, the sun, and all the planets 20 million times.
Tukey, eyes wide: So, you love me Googleplex?
Me: I love you Googleplex times 20 million.
Tukey: Okay, can we be done now?