Friday, December 02, 2005

Liquid Kid Chat

Me: Tukey, do you want something to drink? I can get you water.

Tukey: Milk.

Me: No, you can't have milk in the family room.

Tukey: But Mom! Milk is more healthier!
And later this evening, I poured myself a glass of wine, and believe it folks, I wasn't really into drinking it so it has sat here on my bookshelf for the last hour. Ajers came in and we had this conversation:

Ajers: How old do I have to be before I can drink the wine at church?

Me: I dunno.

Ajers: Well, I've tried red wine, but I never tried white.

Me: Hmmm. (not really paying attention to him, if you can gather by my dialogue here)

Ajers: Can I have a sip?

Me: Sure. When you're done, you can put it in the kitchen for me.

Ajers, in absolute shock: I have to drink ALL of this?


Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I'm imagining the look on the poor kid's face. Kind of like when parents catch their kids smoking, and in retaliation make them drink the entire pack so they're too sick and grossed-out to ever do it again (or so the parents hope).

Christa said...

HA! LOL. Kids are so darn cute. Tyler was quiet in the car coming home tonight and my hubby asked him, "Tyler, whatcha doin'?" His response: "Pickin' my nose."