Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Tukey Talk and Diva Devotions

Diva, the other night, when I came downstairs dressed for a formal holiday party:

"You don't look like my mom!"

Okay, so maybe that comment thrilled me a little bit, until the next night when I was tucking her in, she looked closely at my face and said, "You are getting a mustache."

Then Tukey, the other day: "Look mom, I am helping you clean. See, I use my spit and then wipe it off!"

And today, as we were 'gearing up' to go outside to build two awesome snowmen, which I will post pictures sooner or later--as I was getting on Tukey's snowpants, I hiked them up a bit too high for his liking and he said, "You almost gave my wiener a wedgie!"

What the?

12 comments:

Caryn said...

Well, I'm guessing from your photo that you might be part Italian, which could explain it. I'm getting a tiny mustache, too, and it just started to bother me. At least it's blond, so there's no need to dye it.

Your kids' comments crack me up!

Erin said...

A weenie wedgie! LOL!

What gets me is when I take a shower, The Princess says "Awww, mommy, you actually smell good!"

What the hell does that mean!?!?!

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Kelly said...

hahaha!
I love what kids say.
"Weenie Wedgie". A classic.

cubmommy said...

LOL! weenie wedgie.

Manic Mom said...

Anna--not one ounce of Italian in me! LOL.

Tuke woke up this a.m. and the first thing he said was, "Mom, remember last night when you almost gave my weenus a wedgie? That was SOOOO funny!"

Weird kid, but I love him to death!

Joel said...

I'm going to start referring to mine as my weenus.

As far as the mustache goes, here's some stuff that might help:

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Joel said...

Haha! Ok, my link didn't work :P

http://www.folica.com/Facial_Wax_343_1.html

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The Dummy said...

Was that wedgie your secret way of getting back at them? ;)

Manic Mom said...

DD--why on earth would I need to get back at my children? They are darlings!

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just thinking said...

lol... hilarious... :D

Caryn said...

"That Heather chick" from helpmebubba's blog is at http://www.dooce.com. And if you look up "dooced" in the Urban Dictionary at http://www.urbandictionary.com, you'll see it's a phrase named for her--it means to get fired because of something you wrote in your blog. In fact, I bet you'd love Urban Dictionary.

Manic Mom said...

That chick Heather didn't invent the word dooced. It's what you do when you take a dump: "Hey I just dooced" as a verb, or "Wow, what a dooce" as a noun.

Except we spell is Duce--as in uno dos, but duce--you know, taking a 'number two.'