Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Tukey Talk and Diva Devotions

Diva, the other night, when I came downstairs dressed for a formal holiday party:

"You don't look like my mom!"

Okay, so maybe that comment thrilled me a little bit, until the next night when I was tucking her in, she looked closely at my face and said, "You are getting a mustache."

Then Tukey, the other day: "Look mom, I am helping you clean. See, I use my spit and then wipe it off!"

And today, as we were 'gearing up' to go outside to build two awesome snowmen, which I will post pictures sooner or later--as I was getting on Tukey's snowpants, I hiked them up a bit too high for his liking and he said, "You almost gave my wiener a wedgie!"

What the?


Erin said...

A weenie wedgie! LOL!

What gets me is when I take a shower, The Princess says "Awww, mommy, you actually smell good!"

What the hell does that mean!?!?!

Small Male Penis Perpetuate Laughable eXageration Guesses.
(Damn the 'X'!!!)

Kelly said...

I love what kids say.
"Weenie Wedgie". A classic.

cubmommy said...

LOL! weenie wedgie.

MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

Anna--not one ounce of Italian in me! LOL.

Tuke woke up this a.m. and the first thing he said was, "Mom, remember last night when you almost gave my weenus a wedgie? That was SOOOO funny!"

Weird kid, but I love him to death!

The Dummy said...

Was that wedgie your secret way of getting back at them? ;)

Anonymous said...

lol... hilarious... :D

MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

That chick Heather didn't invent the word dooced. It's what you do when you take a dump: "Hey I just dooced" as a verb, or "Wow, what a dooce" as a noun.

Except we spell is Duce--as in uno dos, but duce--you know, taking a 'number two.'