Diva, the other night, when I came downstairs dressed for a formal holiday party:
"You don't look like my mom!"
Okay, so maybe that comment thrilled me a little bit, until the next night when I was tucking her in, she looked closely at my face and said, "You are getting a mustache."
Then Tukey, the other day: "Look mom, I am helping you clean. See, I use my spit and then wipe it off!"
And today, as we were 'gearing up' to go outside to build two awesome snowmen, which I will post pictures sooner or later--as I was getting on Tukey's snowpants, I hiked them up a bit too high for his liking and he said, "You almost gave my wiener a wedgie!"
What the?
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
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A weenie wedgie! LOL!
What gets me is when I take a shower, The Princess says "Awww, mommy, you actually smell good!"
What the hell does that mean!?!?!
Small Male Penis Perpetuate Laughable eXageration Guesses.
(Damn the 'X'!!!)
hahaha!
I love what kids say.
"Weenie Wedgie". A classic.
LOL! weenie wedgie.
Anna--not one ounce of Italian in me! LOL.
Tuke woke up this a.m. and the first thing he said was, "Mom, remember last night when you almost gave my weenus a wedgie? That was SOOOO funny!"
Weird kid, but I love him to death!
Was that wedgie your secret way of getting back at them? ;)
lol... hilarious... :D
That chick Heather didn't invent the word dooced. It's what you do when you take a dump: "Hey I just dooced" as a verb, or "Wow, what a dooce" as a noun.
Except we spell is Duce--as in uno dos, but duce--you know, taking a 'number two.'
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